So i’m gonna be honest this film is going to be shorter because I hate this film, and I don’t see any reason to describe every stinking scene in the second act…….well let me rephrase that…..I don’t think there any good reason to describe and torture u guys with this film……anyways onto the review…..
• So anyways this time around Alice’s mom has to sell Alice’s boat, or else she won’t have money to keep her house….
….thats the B plot basically…..also the guy who wants the mother to sell her house is a ginger haired snobby guy…..how wonderful……anyways this time Alice enters Wonderland…through a mirror…..so she gets there…..she told by hatters friends including white queen that hatter is sad because he misses his family…..thats right guys thats the plot of this film….hatter is sad….Alice needs to cheer him up…..oh joy
…..but it gets worse…..she goes and sees him, he tells her about how his family could be alive….blah blah blah…then she’s told by his friends that there is a time traveling machine with a guy named time….and she can use it to go into the past and save hatters family …thats the plot of this film is hatter is sad….Alice goes back in time to save his family….I just told u the plot.
..anyways she goes to times layer…..she steals the time machine….blah blah he goes in time and tries to save hatter family….also in the past she sees why red queen and white queen hate each other its because white queen framed her sister for eating the last of the tarts…..yeah thats right this is something many year rivalry is about a dang tart………stupid tart!!!!!!!…..so anyways Time himself catches up with Alice, and she can see he’s dying…..thats right he’s dying because she’s been messing up with time and reality…..jeez….now I know what ur thinking, she of course is gonna do the right thing and stop this and give the time machine to him…..nah!!….see that would be the right thing to do……no instead she just takes off and continues on her adventure…
…..congrats Alice ur willing to let time and reality die….just to have one man be happy….Alice are u sure ur not the one that’s insane?…..anyways so in the third act…the world starts freezing….well let me rephrase that….everything and everybody is being covered in rust….because Alice screwed with time and reality….again, our heros ladies and gentlemen…..
…..oh and hatter found his family….there in a ant farm…..ok I take back what I said about Alice…..its nor all her fault why the world is being frozen over by rust…..no that is mainly due to red queen going into the past and encountering her young self face to face…….Jesus lord is everyone a moron in this film….the first rule of time travel is, don’t bump and talk to ur past self…….sigh……even doctor who set up that rule…..sighh….so anyways right as everyone gets frozen over….Alice returns the time machine to times base….and everything gets undone…..how convenient….so basically Alice learned nothing….she did horrible stuff and got rewarded for doing horrible thing…..
……so anyways hatter has his family….hurray…..Alice returns back home and her mother decides to sell there home so she can go travel with his daughter…..again what?!….whats the lesson here….is it…..hey its totally fine to sell ur house so u can go travel?….lady u have no home anymore…..oh and BTW….Remember how I said the guy who wants her to sell the house is a snobby guy….well she says to him i never liked u…then she signed the paper and soled the house to him…….”yes how dare u!, ur an awful person…I never liked u!
..now im gonna sign those papers…which is what u wanted….that should show u!”……
……anyways something ending…..I say something ending because calling this a happy ending is insulting……the end….good grief…I hate this film…..I think its obvious….avoid this film….im gonna give this a solid 3/10…
