Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) Review Taste The Rainbow! Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Oh boy. Also, yes, i’m aware i’ve been holding off on this review. I don’t know why. When the trailers for Shazam! Fury of the Gods came out, I remember feeling cautiously optimistic, but not excited…
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) Review Aquaman and the Lost Interest Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? You know what jason momoa makes a way better lobo than he does aquaman, so glad he’s getting to play Lobo. In the new supergirl, movie gets, we’ll see how he does. Because also…
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Review Wonder Woman 1984? More Like Wonder Woman 198-No Thank You Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Hands down, this was the movie that destroyed the DCEU in my opinion. When the trailers for Wonder Woman 1984 first came out, I remember thinking this movie had potential. The…
Masters of the Universe (2026)
Masters of the Universe (2026) Review 💀🏰⚔️🛡 By the Power of Grayskull, This Was Better Than Expected! Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s a question I genuinely had when this film was announced, who was asking for a Masters Of The Universe movie in 2026? I can’t imagine it was massive…
Haunted Mansion (2023)
Haunted Mansion (2023) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? When Disney announced they were making another Haunted Mansion movie, I honestly wasn’t sure what to think. The Eddie Murphy version had already become one of those movies I grew up with. Was it perfect? No. Was…
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Jungle Cruise (2021) 🚢🐒 Really digging the bottom of the barrel with this one — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in 2021 Disney once again looked around their theme parks and apparently said: “Well, Pirates of the Caribbean worked.” Then somebody probably looked over at Jungle Cruise and said:…
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Masters of the Universe (1987) 💀🗡🛡 “I have the power!” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? The reason reviewing this movie now is because just last night I went to go see the new Masters Of The Universe movie, how was that? We’ll my review will be up soon. So…
Camp Lazlo (2005)
Camp Lazlo (2005) 🏖☀️ “This show feels like someone had a dream… and then animated it without questioning anything.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Yeah this intro immediately tells you what kind of show you’re about to watch. It’s chill, it’s goofy, it’s vibey… and then the episode starts…
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
Scary Movie 5 (2013) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it completely falls apart.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie 5 (2013) leans heavily into: – Gross-out humor–…
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Scary Movie 4 (2006) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it starts feeling like a formula.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, and over-the-top parody content. Scary Movie 4 (2006) includes: – Vulgar and suggestive humor– Occasional gross-out…
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