It’s Pat: The Movie (1994) Hell it was outdated when it aired. “Before we even START… yeah no… we need to talk.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This review discusses a movie that leans heavily into outdated, offensive, and uncomfortable humor centered around gender identity and identity ambiguity. The film itself may be…
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Monkeybone (2001)
Monkeybone (2001) 🙊🙈🙉 Did I watch this? I don’t think I did. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you can tell something is… off. Like not just “weird movie” off. I mean: > “This feels like three different movies fighting each other for control.” — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 🖕 “Before we even START… yeah no… this is gonna get unhinged.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie is: extremely offensive deeply immature aggressively gross-out and at times just… what the actual hell am I watching We’re talking: uncomfortable humor crude jokes pushed WAY too far scenes that…
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Chairman of the Board (1998) 😵💫🏖☀️ “Work sucks… yeah, no kidding. This movie proves it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately… IMMEDIATELY… you can feel it. This isn’t just a bad movie. This is the kind of movie where the trailer feels like it’s trying to warn you, like:…
The Pest (1997)
The Pest (1997) “Hello, hello… yeah no, goodbye to my sanity.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you’re hit with that late 90s “EXTREME COMEDY” energy where the movie is screaming at you like: > “HEY! THIS IS FUNNY! LAUGH! LAUGH NOW!” And you’re just sitting there like……
Backrooms (2026)
Backrooms (2026) 🟨 “Reality Drew A Dog Wrong And Then It Ate A Furniture Store Owner” 🟨💀 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This movie is generally horrifying. There are distorted versions of people, body horror, blood, people getting dragged away, decapitated heads, psychological horror,…
The Boys – Season 5 (2026)
The Boys – Season 5 (2026) 🦸♂️ 🇺🇸 “This Is The Ultimate Showdown, Of Ultimate Destiny” 🥛💀 — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: Prime Video rates the season R18+ for high-impact blood, gore, and violence, plus flashing/strobing imagery. Coverage of the finished season…
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl (1984) 🦸♂️ “Superman left Earth for five minutes and everything immediately went wrong.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Why am I reviewing this now? Because in exactly one month were getting James Gunn’s Supergirl, I am super excited. Man… this movie is weird. Not bad weird in the way modern…
Batman Ninja (2018)
Batman Ninja (2018) 🦇⚔️🏯 “The Batman movie where Joker becomes a feudal warlord, Batman fights transforming castles, monkeys build a giant mech, and somehow DC looked at all this with a serious face” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Did I forgot to mention this movie.Feels like an acid trip. Okay…
Beware the Batman (2013)
Beware the Batman (2013) Review 🦇 The Batman Show That Tried Something Different… Maybe Too Different Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🦇 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Beware the Batman is one of those Batman shows that feels like DC looked at the character and said, “Okay, everyone knows Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman,…
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