🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…
Category: Drama Movies
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Jojo Rabbit (2019) 🐇 When Nazis Become Sitcom Characters and Hitler Becomes Bugs Bunny — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses Jojo Rabbit, a film that trivializes Nazism and portrays Adolf Hitler as a comedic character. Because of that, many of the topics — including depictions of the Gestapo, the Holocaust, and anti-Semitism — may…
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)
⚡ Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) A Monster Wrapped in Melodrama 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t your goofy, green-skinned, bolt-necked Universal Monster. Branagh set out to create a “faithful” retelling of Mary Shelley’s classic novel — though whether it actually succeeds at that is up for debate. The story follows Victor…
Victor Frankenstein (2015)
⚡ Victor Frankenstein (2015) Sherlock with Scalpel & Stitch Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t the standard Frankenstein tale you’ve seen before. Instead, it reframes the myth through the perspective of Igor (Daniel Radcliffe), a hunchback circus performer rescued and transformed by…
The Phantom Of The Opera (2004)
The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Zero of Ten, a Mask for Nothing ⚠️ Disclaimer: This review might offend some Phantom lovers, but hey — I’ve got history with this franchise, and it’s not good history. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (Sighhhhhh) 🎭 Trailer: — Personal History with the IP Before…
The Wolfman (1941)
🌕 The Wolf Man (1941) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney Jr.) returns to his family estate in Wales after years abroad, hoping to reconnect…
Firestarter (2022)
🔥 Firestarter (2022) – A Remake That Burns Out Before It Sparks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Firestarter remake tries to retell Stephen King’s story of Charlie McGee,…
Firestarter (1984)
🔥 Firestarter (1984) – Pyrokinetic Perfection or Government Paranoia Gone Wild? Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Stephen King’s novel, Firestarter follows Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore), a young…
Carrie (2013)
🔥 Carrie (2013) My Favorite Take on the Prom Queen of Horror Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions of…
Carrie (1976)
🩸 Carrie (1976) The Prom Queen of Horror, But Not My Crown Favorite Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions…
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