Venom: ok so this film was originally gonna be R rated ….as u can tell by this trailer

See as u can tell, honestly I actually like this film…its not the best but its steps up better then Topher Graces Venom…….Tom Hardy was a perfect casting choice for this venom….im glad they casted him……but then u can tell by this next trailer its not a horror movie anymore 

Honestly people weren’t happy with this venom design…having no spider symbol on his chest…but sifted white vanes…..but at the same time they liked this version of him because he looks and sounds more accurate then the Topher Grace version….then again anything would be a step up from the Topher Grace version….and then it’s abundantly clear this is no longer a horror film by this last trailer

“Like a turd in the wind”….seriously?….BTW that spawned like 100 memes….so anyways let’s get to the plot…..so the plot is, we start of with showing a shuttle crashing out of space…and we find out that the astronaut is J Jonah Jamesons son…..cool….and he accidentally brings back an alien parasite…yeah instead of the symbiote coming out of a asteroid…this time its from a shuttle…although thats really not comic book accurate…but still….anyways….so one of the parasites possessed a Doc and she walks around the world to San Francisco….don’t ask why she walks there oh and it takes her a year….wow did this evil parasite not have anything better to do?….anyways we get introduced to our main character named Eddie Brock (played by Tom Hardy), and I got to say he was a great choice to pick to play Eddie Brock…..good job Sony 👏……anyways he has a job as a news reporter…..and he has a girlfriend played by Michelle Williams……..his life is perfect….but one day he interviews a business man named Carlton Drake (played by Riz Ahmed) and well Brock pushes his luck and tries to get Drake to tell him of his secret organization he runs……which does lead to Brock being fired…….oh and his girlfriend breaks up with him because the previous night he looked through her emails to get information on Drake……yeah she worked for Drake….so now we cut to some years later and Brock is living alone in an apartment….blah blah he gets approached one day by a scientist woman in a convenient store…..she tells him she can show him Drakes secret organization….if ur wondering what is this oh so organization…well…Carlton Drake has brought back some symbiotes and been trying to merge them with humans….because he believes the symbiotes are the next step in the evaluation plan…wow what a nut job….problem is sometimes the symbiotes won’t merge properly with hosts….it sometimes kills the people…..oh and he’s been kidnapping poor people to do the tests on….anyways when they get there…..Brock explores on his own in the basement of the building…and there he gets merged with an symbiote named venom…..and from now on these 2 characters are funny….trust me….granted some scene are a tad bit eye rolling but alot of scenes are funny….like this scene 

Yeah its of Eddie asking his neighbor to turn down his music…..I love this scene……Anyways so basically if ur wondering whats the plot of this film now…well Carlton sends his goons after Eddie…to retrieve Venom and Bring him back….oh and venom does become and anti-hero…..not so much a villian…..also later on his ex girlfriend finds out he has an alien parasite in him and has him get in the car to take him to see her Doctor husband….yeah because thats what I’d totally do…if I saw my ex have some large huge monstrous creature in him….I would totally invite him into my car….🤦‍♂️….and this scene is bizzare….venom for some reason becomes a guidance counselor……don’t ask why…..he literally says…..have u apologized to her? If not u may never get to again……seriously when did venom become a guidance counselor?…..also I can’t tell if venom is supposed to be menacing or pathetic…because when Eddie’s ex girlfriend orders him into the car…venom says ” I like her, get in! “…..u like her because,  she ordered him to get into the car?..🤨.. 🤷‍♂️…..oh and don’t worry venom and Eddie do become friends…and by the end of this film venom wants to save earth….why u may ask?…because venom is much as a looser like Eddie….I wish I made that up….no see thats the reasoning…..venom says on my planet I’m a Looser, like u…..😑🤦‍♂️…..uhhhh….just what?….so anyways also I forget to mention the scenes where venom bites peoples heads off….look like PG-13 violence…..it shows no blood and it either cuts away or shows it out of frame….its like they wanted to make this R rated…but Sony said no….we need this to be child friendly…um why?….venom is supposed to be a brutal character…….so anyways Remember that other parasite I told u about…well it finds its way to Carlton Drake…and it merges with him…and we find out that parasites name is Riot…..BTW the fight scene at the end is dumb….its at night time ….yeah thats right…whos idea was it to have a fight scene between a big black alien and big black grey alien…at night…..thats down right hard to see things going on……so anyways I kid u not the fight scene ends with Carlton and riot in a shuttle heading to space and hehehe….I kid u not….venom comes onto it and well this happens 

Riot: traitor!

Venom: have a nice life!

🤨😑🤦‍♂️….thats right u heard that correctly….venoms epic words to riot before he kills riot and Drake….is have a nice life…..I can’t take this seriously….is this supposed to be a comedy…..thats not an epic one liner….thats something u hear in a comedy…..have a nice life….give me a break…..anyways so the film ends with Eddie and venom still bonded…..and oh yeah they go into a convenient store and venom asks for some chocolate and fish sticks…..because thats venom now…he eats chocolate and fish sticks….yeah u know…unlike the comics where he eats people…but yeah sure…I hear chocolate and fish sticks are a great replacement for human flesh…….🤣🤣🤣…..anyways film ends with venom killing a robber who enters the store….and then there an end credits scene that shows Eddie going to visit a prisoner for interviewing…..named Cletus Kasady……and oh no…Woody Harrilson…why why …whats with that stupid looking orange wig ur wearing…..I can’t take him seriously….its Woody Harrilson wearing a corny red wig….tell me if u can take him seriously?

If u don’t know who Cletus Kasady is…well in the comics his a serial killer….he murdered his dog as a kid…and he killed tons of people including his family…..thats why he’s in prison….and in the comics he merges with a piece of venom…and it somehow creates an offspring called carnage….and well let just say he kills people way to brutally….hope they make venom 2 rated R  ..or else I’ll be Pissed….anyways I actually liked this film I recommend it…im gonna give this film a solid 8.7/10