Resident Evil (2002) 🧟♂️🩸 Welcome to the Hive. Good luck getting out. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Back in 2002, video game movies weren’t exactly known for being good. Hollywood had a habit of taking a popular game, borrowing the name, ignoring half the source material, and hoping…
Clue (1985)🕵♂️
Clue (1985)🕵♂️ Review Murder, Blackmail, and One Hell of a Dinner Party Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer for Clue is such a wonderful little time capsule of 1980s comedy marketing. It immediately sells the basic concept: six mysterious guests, one creepy mansion, several weapons, a dead body, and absolutely…
Colony (2026)
Colony (2026) Review 🧟♂️🧟♀️ One Mind, One Colony, and One Hell of a Zombie Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I heard that Yeon Sang-ho, the director of Train to Busan, was returning to the zombie genre, I was immediately interested. Train to Busan remains my favorite zombie movie, and…
Home on the Range (2004)
Home on the Range (2004) Review 🚜🐖👨🌾👩🌾🧺 The Wild West Has Cows, Bounty Hunters, and Weaponized Yodeling… Sure, Why Not? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh boy yep here we go. Before we get into this absolute fever dream of a Disney movie, let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall…
Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall (2026)
Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall (2026) Review Quippy Title The Man Who Broke the Bat Is Finally Terrifying Again Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall is rated R and contains strong bloody violence, graphic injuries, disturbing imagery, torture, murder, hostage situations, child…
We Bury the Dead (2026)
We Bury the Dead (2026) Review 🩸🧟♂️ Quippy Title: Sometimes the Dead Don’t Come Back Hungry… Sometimes They Come Back Heartbroken Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Yes I know ugh another zombie movie, but hood on this one is different. We Bury the Dead is one of those zombie movies where…
Haunted Hotel Season 1 (2025) 👻
Haunted Hotel Season 1 (2025) Review 👻 Check In for the Ghosts, Stay for the Demon Who Wants Froot Loops Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? Netflix has certainly had its fair share of adult animated shows over the years, and I will admit that adult animation has never automatically been something…
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut (2026)
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut Review (2026) The Truth Is Out There… Along With a Disturbing Amount of Human Body Parts Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? And if anyone is wondering what Vrach Frankenshteyn translates into, its translates to Dr. Frankenstein, so yes technically we…
Luca (2021)
Luca (2021) Review 🇮🇹🎣 A Beautiful Italian Summer Wrapped Around a Simple Pixar Story Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? The trailers for Luca immediately establish that this isn’t going to be one of Pixar’s enormous globe-trotting adventures. Instead, the movie sells itself on something much smaller and more intimate: spending one…
REANIMAL: The Prisoner – Chapter 1
REANIMAL: The Prisoner – Chapter 1 (Summer 2026) Review 🩸🐑 Welcome Back to the Nightmare — I Still Have No Idea What the Hell Is Going On Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailer, Shall We? REANIMAL is already one of my favorite games of 2026 and quite possibly one of my favorite video games…