Batman Ninja (2018) 🦇⚔️🏯 “The Batman movie where Joker becomes a feudal warlord, Batman fights transforming castles, monkeys build a giant mech, and somehow DC looked at all this with a serious face” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Did I forgot to mention this movie.Feels like an acid trip. Okay…
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008–2011)
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008–2011) 🦇⚡ “The Batman show that walked into a room full of gritty reboots, kicked the door open, and screamed ‘WHAT IF WE JUST HAD FUN AGAIN?’” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When Batman: The Brave and the Bold first came out back in 2008,…
Beware the Batman (2013)
Beware the Batman (2013) Review 🦇 The Batman Show That Tried Something Different… Maybe Too Different Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🦇 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Beware the Batman is one of those Batman shows that feels like DC looked at the character and said, “Okay, everyone knows Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman,…
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 3 — KnightsEnd (1994)
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 3 — KnightsEnd (1994) 🦇⚔️ Batman VS Batman Let’s start by showing y’all the cover shall we? This cover is honestly perfect for what this story is. You have Jean-Paul Valley in the monstrous armored Batman suit, all sharp edges, claws, giant shoulder spikes, and pure 90s rage energy, standing across from…
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 2 — Knightquest (1993)
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 2 — Knightquest (1993) 🦇 The Batman Gotham Doesn’t Want, But Desperately Needs Let’s start by showing y’all the cover shall we? This cover already tells you exactly what kind of nightmare we’re walking into. This is not Bruce Wayne’s Batman anymore. This is not the classic shadow in the alley. This…
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 1 — (1993)
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 1 — (1993) 🦇💀 The Night Bane Broke The BatmanLet’s start by showing y’all the covers shall we? (Lolo I had to make that pun come on) There are certain Batman stories that became so iconic that even people who have never touched a comic book somehow know the image. Batman standing…
Batman: The Telltale Series / Batman: The Enemy Within (2016–2017)
Batman: The Telltale Series / Batman: The Enemy Within (2016–2017) 🦇🃏 The batman game rhats made by the same people who gave us the iconic walking dead games btw. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Episode 1: Episode 2: Episode 3: Episode 4: Episode 5: When Telltale announced they were making a…
Batman: Death of the Family
Batman: Death of the Family Review 🩸🦇 A Joker story where DC said, “What if he was gross now?” Content Warning ⚠️ This review discusses disturbing imagery and dark subject matter from Batman: Death of the Family, including psychological abuse, torture themes, body horror, mutilation, severed faces, gore, violence, kidnapping, and intense horror elements involving…
James Gordon Jr.
James Gordon Jr. 🩸🧠🔪 This guy makes Joker look like a saint in comparison. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Before we even talk about James Gordon Jr., this character definitely needs a warning because he is not just “creepy Batman villain” creepy. He is disturbing in a much more uncomfortable way because his stories deal with…
The Batman Who Laughs
The Batman Who Laughs 🦇😈💀🩸😆 The answer to the question if Batman became the Joker. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Before we even get into this, this is not normal Batman material. This is not fun “Batman punches clown man in alley” stuff. This is DC horror wearing a Batman mask and smiling way too wide….
