🎭 See How They Run (2022) A whodunit that whodidn’t — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview London, 1950s. The West End theater scene is buzzing with The Mousetrap. Everything’s dramatic, champagne glasses clink, backstage egos clash—then boom, a murder happens. Adrien Brody’s sleazy director Leo…
Category: Murder Mysteries
Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon (2017) “When the Trailer Sells You One Movie and the Theater Hands You Another” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? “Oh, you thought this was a quirky Coen Brothers comedy about a well-mannered dad in over his head? Cute. What you actually get is Matt Damon playing the sleaziest…
Only Murders In The Building Season 5 (2025)
Only Murders in the Building — Season 5 (2025) “Secrets, high rollers, and the Arconia’s fight for its soul.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme song. — 🕵️♀️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A funeral, a finger, and a fountain. Season 5 opens with the death of beloved doorman…
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017)
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017) “What if Frankenstein, but make it… a detective drama?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Chronicles begins with a brilliant hook: a child’s corpse stitched together from several bodies, discovered on the banks of the Thames. Enter Inspector John…
Monster: Ed Gein (2025)
Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
Wednesday Season 2 (2025)
Wednesday Season 2 Review A Hyde-ous Mess of a spooky and kooky situation Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Part 1: Part 2: ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️ Season 2 of Wednesday leans far heavier into gore than the first. Dead bodies are found with their eyes missing, brains…
Honey Dont (2025)
Honey Don’t! (2025) “Detective work? 🕵️♀️ Nah, just horniness in a trench coat.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Honey Don’t! wants to be a slick neo-noir mystery, but instead it’s Margaret Qualley as Honey O’Donahue stumbling through subplots with nothing but bad instincts and horny impulses. Instead of…
Murdoch Mysteries (2008-)
Murdoch Mysteries (2008– ) 🔍⚙️ Review ⚠️ Content Warning:Because this show takes place in late 19th/early 20th-century Toronto, there’s a heavy emphasis on period-accurate sexism, racism, and homophobia. You’ll see women dismissed, progressive voices silenced, and prejudice normalized. It’s true to the time — but as a modern viewer, it can get exhausting. After a…