🕰️ Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016) 🦉✨ ⚠️ Trigger Warning: This film involves disturbing imagery, including eye gouging and faceless monsters that prey on children. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on the novel by Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children tells…
Category: Book Adaptations
The House With A Clock In It’s Walls (2018)
🕰️ The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) 🕰️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Another book adaptation? Oh joy. Just what Hollywood needed: another studio mining the dusty pages…
Stand By Me (1986)
🌲 Stand by Me (1986) Growing Up, One Track at a Time Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in the 1950s, Stand by Me follows four boys — Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern — who set out on a two-day hike to find…
Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
The Maze Runner The Death Cure (2018)
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) The Cure is Worse Than the Disease — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — The Messiah Problem (Before We Even Begin) Let’s be real — one of the biggest issues with The Death Cure is the messiah trope. Thomas isn’t just a main…
The Maze Runner Scorch Trials (2015)
The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) When YA Meets Straight-Up Nightmare Fuel — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Gladers escape the Maze only to discover… things are worse outside. WCKD hasn’t saved them — it’s still manipulating them. Thomas, Newt, Minho, Teresa,…
The Maze Runner (2014)
The Maze Runner (2014) Running in Circles Has Never Been So Deadly — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) wakes up in a mysterious elevator with no memory of who he is. He’s thrown into the Glade, a walled-off settlement surrounded by…
Marvel What If? Zombies Episode 5 (2021)
Marvel’s What If…? — Episode 5: Zombies 🧟♂️ “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes… turned Earth’s Deadliest Predators.” Yes this is a re-upload of a 2021 episode, but i thought it be fitting to repost this since the new spinoff or continuation called Marvel Zombies has just aired today. Let’s start by showing y’all the opening scene of…
Gotti (2018)
Gotti (2018) “Nepotism: The Motion Picture” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown 📝 Gotti desperately wants to be Goodfellas. Instead, it plays like if Goodfellas was directed by your uncle who once read a Wikipedia page about the mob. The film follows John Gotti, the “Teflon Don,”…
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