Dracula (1931) 🦇 The cape’s iconic, the scares… not so much — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Dracula (1931) Trailer — Non-Spoiler Thoughts Okay, so let’s rip into this one. Dracula (1931) is one of those…
Category: Book Adaptations
The Invisible Man (1933)
🎬 The Invisible Man (1933) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Plot Overview Based on H.G. Wells’ novel, The Invisible Man follows Dr. Jack Griffin (Claude Rains), a chemist who makes himself…
Firestarter (2022)
🔥 Firestarter (2022) – A Remake That Burns Out Before It Sparks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Firestarter remake tries to retell Stephen King’s story of Charlie McGee,…
Firestarter (1984)
🔥 Firestarter (1984) – Pyrokinetic Perfection or Government Paranoia Gone Wild? Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Stephen King’s novel, Firestarter follows Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore), a young…
Carrie (2013)
🔥 Carrie (2013) My Favorite Take on the Prom Queen of Horror Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions of…
Carrie (1976)
🩸 Carrie (1976) The Prom Queen of Horror, But Not My Crown Favorite Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions…
Dreamcatchers (2003)
👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…
Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina (2018-2020)
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018–2020) ⚰️ From Laugh-Track to Blood Pact ⚰️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Well theres your first issue, how the hell do u cram 4 seasons into 2 years? — 🧙 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chilling Adventures of…
Black Phone (2022)
☎️ The Black Phone (2022) – “When the Phone Rings, Don’t Answer… or Maybe You Should” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I know I put this in a Stephen King adaptation category and it’s not…
The Evil Of Frankenstein (1964)
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) 🧟 When it comes to Hammer Horror, is this anywhere near Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein… or just Hammer doing their own thing? ⚡ — ⚠️ Quick Warning Like any good Hammer Horror entry, The Evil of Frankenstein is packed with gothic atmosphere, macabre visuals, and a monster that won’t be to…
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