Hoppers (2026) 🦎🐸🦌🐺🐭🐰 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Content WarningWarning: This movie gets really, really bizarre. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailer for Hoppers, my honest reaction was basically, “Oh great… another Pixar movie.” Lately Pixar hasn’t exactly been knocking it out of the park for me. The last…
Category: Animated
Annoying Orange – “Frankenfruit”
Annoying Orange – “Frankenfruit” ⚡ The power goes out, Pear tells a scary story… and suddenly the kitchen turns into a fruit version of Frankenstein. ⚡ — Yea im reviewing every adaptation of Frankenstein, even if its dumb niche adaptations, like this one, heck Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein is so popular, even Annoying Orange adopted it…
Angry Birds (2016)
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
Angry Birds 2 (2019)
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) 🐦💥❄️ “Twice the Birds, Twice the Cringe.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after Red and his friends defeated the pigs. Now, Red (Jason Sudeikis) basks in his hero status, constantly defending Bird Island from pig attacks…
Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
A Christmas Carol Disney (2009)
🎄 A Christmas Carol (2009) 🎄👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?(If only Disney had put “Warning: Will scar children for life” in here) — ⚠️ Warning: Yes, this is a Disney film. Yes, it’s rated PG. And yes… it’s also loaded with corpses, screaming ghosts, skeletal jump scares, and nightmare fuel…
Arthur Christmas (2011)
Arthur Christmas (2011) 🎄🎁 “How the Claus Family Almost Caused a PR Nightmare” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🎯 Non-Spoiler Rundown Every Christmas, the Claus family pulls off a miracle — delivering billions of presents in a single night. But in Arthur Christmas, we see behind the scenes of the…
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…
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