The Prince of Egypt (1998) 💀 “Yeah… this one actually cooked.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today by Lee Cronin, so I thought it’d be a perfect time to…
Category: Animated
Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Darth Maul’s Return & Mandalore Arc (2012–2020)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Darth Maul’s Return & Mandalore Arc (2012–2020) ♥️🖤💛 Man literally too angry to die… becomes a crime lord… turns into a Shakespearean demon… and makes Obi-Wan’s life worse on purpose Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Season 4: Season 5: Season 7: Now I must admit,…
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) “At least THIS one knew what story it was telling.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time, Illumination actually decides to respect the source material… mostly. We follow Horton (Jim Carrey), who hears a tiny civilization living on…
The Lorax (2012)
The Lorax (2012) “How bad can it be? …oh, it can be THIS bad.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops us into this bright, colorful, plastic-looking city where literally everything is fake. Fake trees, fake grass, fake vibes, fake everything. And…
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 🕹 “What if we took everything great about the first movie… and hit it with a Wi-Fi signal until it broke?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) leave…
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 🕹 “Man just wanted a medal… accidentally almost committed digital genocide.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Wreck-It Ralph follows Ralph (John C. Reilly), the “bad guy” in an arcade game called Fix-It Felix Jr.—and he is DONE being the bad guy….
Space Jam (1996)
Space Jam (1996) 🏀🐰 “Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now, we got a real jam goin’ down…” 🏀🐰 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme. Welcome to the Space Jam!!! And the second that theme kicks in? Yeah, you’re done. You’re not skipping this…
X-Men ’97 (2024)
X-Men ’97 (2024) ❌️ The story finally continues… and honestly I’m just glad Marvel didn’t reboot it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Also here’s the intro. — 🧬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview X-Men ’97 picks up right after the ending of the original X-Men: The Animated Series. Professor X is…
X-Men: The Animated Series (1992)
X-Men: The Animated Series (1992) ❌️ The show that proved a cartoon about mutants could actually tell serious stories. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Also here’s the intro. https://youtu.be/di6DocEkruk?si=suoKt6E_ObwU-utK — 🧬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview X-Men: The Animated Series follows the mutant team led by Professor Charles Xavier, a group…
Hoppers (2026)
Hoppers (2026) 🦎🐸🦌🐺🐭🐰 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Content WarningWarning: This movie gets really, really bizarre. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailer for Hoppers, my honest reaction was basically, “Oh great… another Pixar movie.” Lately Pixar hasn’t exactly been knocking it out of the park for me. The last…
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