Yeah I wish I was joking about that we got 3 Pinocchio films in one year….in the last year of 2022, idk what was Hollywoods obsession with Pinocchio…..we got 

Disney’s Pinocchio remake

Del Toros Pinocchio 

Pauly Shores Pinocchio (that’s right Pauly Shore) 

Ans that’s the one we’re gonna talk about today so strap on in….oh boy this one is a doozy, here’s the trailer

Told yall this is bad…..so where do I begin well firstly yall know the story of Pinocchio right? Well apparently forget everything u know because Pauly Shore is here to tell u the oh so real story of Pinocchio….yeah real my A$$….this is about as real as a cartoon is real……where do I begin firstly in this if u can call it a film, we instead of getting Jiminy cricket we get a talking horse?……oh yeah so realistic…the true story, lolo….so this horse acts as Pinocchios Consciousness, instead of it being Lemony Cricket I guess, oh btw this Pinocchio has the most annoying voice ever……if I had to try to describe Pauly Shore voice it sounds like a mix of I can’t act plus sounding like he barley wants to be there plus being tone deaf or something…..here let me show yall a competition of his dialog scenes……I told u this is bizzare 

I warned yall……..Ska-Dee-Ska-Dee-Ska-Dee……..lolo…anyways so uh yeah how annoying is that? Also why did he say that? Was Pauly Shore just drunk or something? I seriously need to know!!!?? Tell me movie tell me!!….God I’m loosing my sanity!!….ahhhhhh!!!…anyways so he goes out there to see the world, he bumps into a circus cart which is being controlled by a talking cat with a gun…..the cats reaction to Pinocchio is ahhh a talking wooden boy then he shoots him….dude, ur a talking cat u have no room to judge what’s weird!!…..anyways the cat person after shooting him invites him to join the circus which he agrees to do….oh how wonderful I guess….so he joins the circus, there he meets a woman and falls in love….yawn…..anyways so they both fall in love what a shocker…..but unfortunately the girl finds out that her father is planning on keeping Pinocchio there permanently so she tries to get him to leave by saying she’s not in love with him…..…..no idk why she just doesn’t explain the situation to him…..no idk why this was her first thought and no idk why I’m caring this much to find logic in it where there is none to be found…….anyways so uh oh right there’s a cop trying to investigate Pinocchio because he just thinks Pinocchio is weird…..understandable, anyways so uh near the end Pinocchio and the girl come up with a plan to during there act burn down the circus tent by knocking over torches….it works the people leave the Cops come they arrest the girls dad…..and uhhh the cop that was chasing Pinocchio comes to the realization that this girl is his long lost daughter who went missing all those years ago….wha-wha-wha-what!!! Are u kidding me, I want to see that!!…movie focus on that not what u been showing us…that seems way more interesting then anything this film produced…..sigh anyways day is saved and Pinocchio and the girl run the circus now in the end hurray….yeah I know this is a shorter review but come on its Pauly Shore…..why do I need to waste any longer indulging in this bad film….overall I’d say it’s uh 3/10….it’s so bad that it’s funny…..give it a chance it’s the type of film u watch to hate laugh at…..heck this film will be more memorable…..also this is way more memorable then Pinocchio Disney remake