Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 🖕 “Before we even START… yeah no… this is gonna get unhinged.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie is: extremely offensive deeply immature aggressively gross-out and at times just… what the actual hell am I watching We’re talking: uncomfortable humor crude jokes pushed WAY too far scenes that…
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Chairman of the Board (1998) 😵💫🏖☀️ “Work sucks… yeah, no kidding. This movie proves it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately… IMMEDIATELY… you can feel it. This isn’t just a bad movie. This is the kind of movie where the trailer feels like it’s trying to warn you, like:…
The Pest (1997)
The Pest (1997) “Hello, hello… yeah no, goodbye to my sanity.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you’re hit with that late 90s “EXTREME COMEDY” energy where the movie is screaming at you like: > “HEY! THIS IS FUNNY! LAUGH! LAUGH NOW!” And you’re just sitting there like……
Spider-Noir (2026)
Spider-Noir (2026) 🕷️🍸 “This Ain’t Your Father’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. This Is Your Father’s Drunken Neighborhood Detective.” — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: this is NOT Saturday morning cartoon Spider-Man. This show contains murder, alcoholism, grief, body horror, human experimentation, political corruption, election manipulation,…
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) “This Is The Way…” …to the theater? — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? The trailers made this look like Star Wars was finally returning to theaters with something big. Mando, Grogu, AT-ATs, Imperial remnants, space battles, practical effects, and the return of Star Wars to…
Backrooms (2026)
Backrooms (2026) 🟨 “Reality Drew A Dog Wrong And Then It Ate A Furniture Store Owner” 🟨💀 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This movie is generally horrifying. There are distorted versions of people, body horror, blood, people getting dragged away, decapitated heads, psychological horror,…
The Sheep Detectives (2026)
The Sheep Detectives (2026) 🐑🔍 “Officer Doofus And The Case Of The Sheep Who Did His Job” 🐑🔍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🐑 This movie follows George Hardy (Hugh Jackman), a shepherd who lives on his farm with his flock of sheep and reads them murder…
The Boys – Season 5 (2026)
The Boys – Season 5 (2026) 🦸♂️ 🇺🇸 “This Is The Ultimate Showdown, Of Ultimate Destiny” 🥛💀 — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: Prime Video rates the season R18+ for high-impact blood, gore, and violence, plus flashing/strobing imagery. Coverage of the finished season…
LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight (2026)
LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight (2026) 🦇🌃🌧️ The night is dark just before the dawn, I promise you the dawn is coming, in fact here he comes now, it’s only been what? 9 years? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Also here’s a cool lego vehicle video TT Games…
Dreamcore (2025)
Dreamcore (2025) 💭🌠 Let’s start by showing y’all what this game even is… Yeah… except I can’t really do that properly because trailers for this game don’t even explain it right. They’ll show you: empty spaces pools neighborhoods weird lighting And you’re sitting there like: “Okay… but what do you DO??” Yeah. Good question. —…
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