The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
Detective Pikachu (2019)
Detective Pikachu (2019) 🔍⚡ “Case Closed? Not Quite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Pikachu takes us into Ryme City, a neon-soaked metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side. When Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) learns his detective father has gone missing,…
The Book of Bill (2024)
🔺 The Book of Bill (2024) 👁️ “Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram — buy gold! Bye!” — 🎞️ Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? That’s exactly what reading this book feels like — being taunted by a voice you can’t turn off. Alex Hirsch and the creative team…
Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
Madame Web (2024)
Madame Web (2024) 🕸🕷 Spider-Man’s shadow, but make it corporate and confused. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 (And yes, the trailer that gave us that infamous “my mom was studying spiders in the Amazon…” exposition dump that didn’t even survive the final cut. Iconic. For all the wrong reasons.)…
Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Reanimal (2026)
Reanimal (2026) 🌊🐑🩸 “After the Flood, there is nothing but a war zone” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses suicide imagery, war violence, child death, animal cruelty, body horror, possession themes, ritual sacrifice imagery, and disturbing content. Maybe some undertone message on giving birth and the loss of innocence. Reader discretion advised. Where Little…
Fallout Season 2 (2025)
Fallout Season 2 (2025) 🏍🏜 “All The Chess Pieces Are In Place.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧭 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Season 2 takes everything Season 1 built and makes it darker. Not just bigger. Darker. This season isn’t about wandering the wasteland and discovering how crazy the world…
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