IT (2017) “Pennywise isn’t clowning around this time.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Derry, Maine looks normal on the surface — but kids keep going missing. The Losers’ Club (Bill, Bev, Eddie, Mike, Richie, Ben, Stanley) figure out it isn’t just bad luck. It’s…
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) A Witch, A Corpse, and One Hell of a Nightmare ⚠️ Warning: This film is very gory. If you’re squeamish, you might want to sit this one out. After all, it’s about an autopsy — and if you don’t know what that is, it’s when you literally cut into…
The Munsters (2022)
The Munsters (2022) Who dug this out of the grave and said, “Yeah, let’s release it”? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let me explain: every version of this myth boils…
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman Review No Man’s Land? Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? When Wonder Woman came out back in 2017, DC really needed a win. And I mean they really needed one. At this point, the DCEU had already become one of the most chaotic superhero universes around. Man of Steel split…
Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad: so i’m gonna start off with saying this is a bad film….it has good ideas but its poorly executed…….also heres the trailers…… So let’s just get to the plot….so in this film a woman named Amanda Waller….recruits highly dangerous criminals to fight against a threat…..…..yeah I know what ur thinking….why?…..why not just ask batman…
HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PT. 1 & 2
Harry potter deathly hallows trailer: Harry potter deathly hallows part 1 trailer: Harry potter deathly hallows part 2 trailer: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: so I’d like to start off with a warning, to people who don’t like dark or scary moments or sad moments…well this film has 1 jumpscare, 3 sad…
HARRY POTTER & THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: so im gonna start off with a warning…this film is when things do officially get dark…and I don’t mean like dark in tone…I also mean the visuals as well…throughout this while film the sky is filled with grey clouds….basically indicates that this film is dreary…heck in a way…
HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: ok so the plot is that, well Harry saves his brother Douglas from a Dementor….and Harry gets kicked out from hogwarts…..well not really….see Harry gets expelled, but Dumbledore convinces the court to do a hearing for Harry….so anyways that night Mad Eye Muddie and 2 new people…
HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: so I should start off with a warning…this is when the series starts getting dark, specifically this one…infact the beginning sets the tone right away…the beginning starts off with showing a graveyard at night time and up close at a grave with a Grim reaper statue on it…yeah,…
HARRY POTTER & THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: so the plot is that well Harry Potter leaves his home because he used a spell to inflate his evil grandmother….and well he is pissed because she made fun of his dead parents….long story short….while he stands outside to wait for the knight bus to come and pick…
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