Batman: The Long Halloween Part One (2021) Batman vs. the mob, a holiday killer, and Gotham being Gotham because of course it is. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie follows Batman during his earlier years, where he’s still not fully the Batman everyone knows yet. He’s…
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) Batman’s Biggest Failure Came Back Wearing A Helmet, Carrying Guns, And Making A Very Uncomfortable Point Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Before we even start, I gotta warn y’all right now—this movie is NOT your typical “safe” animated Batman movie. This thing…
The Blacklist (2013–2023)
The Blacklist (2013–2023) The show where Raymond Reddington walks into the FBI and somehow becomes everyone’s boss Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Season 5: Season 6: Season 7: Season 8: Season 9: Season 10: ⚠️ Content Warning:This series contains frequent depictions of violence,…
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) “Same nanny… bigger chaos… and one twist that made me question reality for a second” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You can tell immediately this movie is trying to be…
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Nanny McPhee (2005) The person you need is Nanny Mcphee — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal movie, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You already know the vibe—storybook visuals, slightly creepy nanny entrance, chaotic kids, and that weird tone where you’re like…
Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)
Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020) 🔥 Get over here! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 If y’all wondering why im reviewing this now? Its because tomorrow the new MK 2 movie finally releases so im doing a retro reveiw on this movie. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This film contains intense…
Caveat (2020)
Caveat (2020) 🐰 A slow-burn nightmare with a bunny drum, a chain, and one corpse reveal that lives rent-free in my head ⚠️ Content Warning: This review talks about disturbing imagery, dead bodies, psychological horror, decay, trauma, murder, and some genuinely creepy nightmare fuel. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot…
Forensic Files (1996–2011)
Forensic Files (1996–2011) 🔍 The show where one carpet fiber can ruin your whole criminal career Let’s start by showing y’all the iconic theme song shall we? 🎶 And if that theme song doesn’t get you excited, then idk what will. That’s what makes Forensic Files so iconic. It doesn’t scream at you. It doesn’t…
Victorious (2010–2013)
Victorious (2010–2013) 💜🩷 “This school should not be allowed to exist… and I’m still watching it” — Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme song shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Victorious takes place at Hollywood Arts, and I’m just gonna say it right now… this is not a school. This is…
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (2004) 🏫🎒 Rule number 1: there are no rules. — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Try telling me this show isnt legendary. “If you’re looking for ways to navigate your school…” Yeah… instant nostalgia. This is one of those intros where you don’t skip it,…
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