Spaceheadz Book #2! (2011)

SPHDZ Book #2! (2011) – Review 🛰️ Middle School, Alien Missions, and One Very Bossy Hamster — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Michael K. thought surviving one school year with aliens for classmates was bad enough. Now, in Book #2, the mission gets more complicated: Bob, Jennifer, and Major Fluffy are still trying to recruit 3.14 million…

Spaceheadz (2010)

Spaceheadz (2010) – Book #1 Review 🛰️ The Day My Classmates Turned Out to Be Aliens With a Hamster Boss — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Michael K. is just trying to survive his first day at a new school. Normal stuff, right? Except his two new classmates, Bob and Jennifer, aren’t exactly… human. They’re aliens. And…

Temple Run 2

Temple Run 2 (2013) Review 🏞️ Indiana Jones Goes 3D Arcade Chaos — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Temple Run 2 takes the addictive formula of the original and cranks everything to eleven. The cursed idol is back, but now the world is far more…

Temple Run (2011)

Temple Run (2011) Review 🏃‍♂️ Swipe, Jump, Die, Repeat — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown You’ve stolen a cursed idol. Now, giant demon monkeys want you dead. The game is endless running—turns, jumps, slides, and inevitable death. The longer you last, the faster and harder…

The Unsinkable Walker Bean (2010)

The Unsinkable Walker Bean (2010) – Review ⚓ Cursed Skulls, Sea Witches, and the Call of Pirate Adventure — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown The Unsinkable Walker Bean by Aaron Renier is a standalone graphic novel that plunges you into a pirate adventure with a cursed skull, sea witches, and a boy who’s more inventor than fighter….

The King’s Man (2021)

The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…