Maximum Overdrive (1986)

🚚 Maximum Overdrive (1986) Cocaine, Killer Trucks & King’s Cross-Eyed Chaos — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? Before the movie even hit theaters, we got what might be the most unhinged trailer in horror history. Stephen King himself wanders out of the fog, stands in front of a pitch-black wall, points directly…

Dreamcatchers (2003)

👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…

Resident Evil 6 (2012)

Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟‍♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…

Resident Evil 5 (2009)

Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟‍♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

🧚‍♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)

🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…

The Monkeys Paw (2013)

🐒 The Monkey’s Paw (2013) Review “Be careful what you wish for…” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned hard on the chilling gimmick: an ancient monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, each with horrifying consequences. A simple hook, but one rooted in classic horror lore. —…

The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (2012)

The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (2012) Review 🍊 “Orange You Glad This Show Got Cancelled?” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? Theme Song The horrors! — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Back in 2009, Dane Boedigheimer uploaded a silly YouTube video: a talking orange with human eyes and teeth heckling…

Little Nightmares 3 (2025)

Little Nightmares III (2025) 👁️🪞 “Welcome to Sad & Friendless: The Game” — ⚠️ Content Warning: disturbing imagery, child trauma themes, body horror, creepy dolls, implied cannibalism, and—perhaps most offensive of all—characters literally named Low and Alone. Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 So after playing this game, and having…

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…