A Christmas Story (1983)

A Christmas Story (1983) “All I want for Christmas… is for someone to tell Ralphie he will, in fact, survive without a BB gun.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A Christmas Story is one of those movies that America treats like sacred scripture every December.It’s…

Silent Night (2021)

🎄 Silent Night (2021) — Review “Apocalypse, but make it festive…and emotionally devastating.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No nothing to do with relating to the original horror slasher Silent Night.— ⚠️ Warning This film is NOT a cheerful holiday movie.It’s dark, upsetting, bleak, and laced with anxiety, dread,…

The Mean One (2022)

The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…

The Grinch (2018)

The Grinch (2018) 🎄🐐 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ok, I don’t need to bore you with the same details — it’s the same How the Grinch Stole Christmas plot you already know from the original and Jim Carrey versions… except this time, Illumination (Despicable Me,…

Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)

Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) When Christmas turns into a family reunion nobody asked for 🎄😬 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They set the stage for what is basically Daddy’s Home cranked up to full-blown Christmas chaos. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after the uneasy…

Santa Paws (2010)

🎅🐾 The Search for Santa Paws (2010) Review 🎁 ⚠️ Disclaimer: Before we dive in—yes, this is a kids’ film. But holy sleigh bells, it tackles heavy stuff: foster care neglect, Santa almost dying, amnesia, child labor vibes, and a talking puppy who gets burned alive in effigy. Not exactly your warm mug of cocoa….

ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)

ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟‍♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…