The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
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Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
The Smurfs (2011)
The Smurfs (2011) 💙 “New York needed saving… just not like this.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the Smurfs are living their peaceful little magical forest life when Gargamel (Hank Azaria) shows up—because of course he does—and chases them through a portal that drops them…
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) “At least THIS one knew what story it was telling.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time, Illumination actually decides to respect the source material… mostly. We follow Horton (Jim Carrey), who hears a tiny civilization living on…
The Lorax (2012)
The Lorax (2012) “How bad can it be? …oh, it can be THIS bad.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops us into this bright, colorful, plastic-looking city where literally everything is fake. Fake trees, fake grass, fake vibes, fake everything. And…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023) 🛰🚀 “It took three seasons… but hey, at least they tried to remember Star Trek at the end.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? We’ve finally made it to the end of the line with this series, finally we can move on with…
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 🕹 “What if we took everything great about the first movie… and hit it with a Wi-Fi signal until it broke?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) leave…
Ready Player One (2018)
Ready Player One (2018) 🎮 “Remember this? Cool. Now remember 50 more things in the next 10 seconds.” 🎮🕶️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer is basically a warning disguised as hype. It’s just: 👉 “LOOK IT’S THIS!”👉 “LOOK IT’S THAT!”👉 “LOOK IT’S—OH MY GOD EVERYTHING” And you’re…
Duck Dynasty (2012–2017)
📺🦆 Duck Dynasty (2012–2017) Quack Quack Quack — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh boy here we go, also say what you will about this show. Can’t deny, this theme still slaps hard. —⚠️ Content Warning Before getting into this, just a heads up—this show deals heavily with topics that…