Jingle All the Way (1996)

Jingle All the Way (1996) “Sometimes the real Christmas miracle… is not drop-kicking someone for a Turbo Man doll.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jingle All the Way is peak 90s chaos — a holiday comedy where Arnold Schwarzenegger spends Christmas Eve sprinting across the…

Ernest Saves Christmas

🎅🎄 Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Note: I first watched this film in December last year — yes, I know, I’m late to the party. But hey, better late than never. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ernest Saves Christmas is part of the long-running Ernest character franchise…

Home Alone (1990)

🏠🎄 Home Alone (1990) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown It’s Christmas time in Chicago, and the McCallister family is heading to Paris for the holidays. But thanks to a chaotic morning and a string of unlucky coincidences, 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is left home alone. At first,…

Silent Night (2021)

🎄 Silent Night (2021) — Review “Apocalypse, but make it festive…and emotionally devastating.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No nothing to do with relating to the original horror slasher Silent Night.— ⚠️ Warning This film is NOT a cheerful holiday movie.It’s dark, upsetting, bleak, and laced with anxiety, dread,…

Silent Night (2012)

Silent Night (2012) – Review 🎄 “Santa’s coming to town… and he brought a flamethrower.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ WARNING This movie is violent, bloody, and absolutely not for everyone.It’s a sleazy holiday slasher — just a heads up before you dive in. — 🎄 Non-Spoiler…

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Review Santa, Trauma, and the Most Controversial Christmas Movie Ever Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is deeply messed up.We’re talking trauma, murder, disturbing Santa stuff, and very 80s slasher energy.Not for kids. Not for casual viewers. Not for anyone…

Violent Night (2022)

Violent Night (2022) 🎅🔪💥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — ⚠️ Warning: This film is ultra violent — the title wasn’t lying — and it’s also kinda raunchy. Think Home Alone if Kevin McCallister had a sledgehammer…

Dead Rising 4 (2016)

Dead Rising 4 (2016) 🧟🎄 “Frank West is dead. Long live… whatever this is.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Trailer Oh, the trailer sold you a Christmas zombie bloodbath with the return of the one and only Frank West. What it didn’t tell you? They’d gutted his personality, stripped…

Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…