Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) 💀 “The one where the franchise just goes… you know what? Let’s make it funny.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing…
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The Mummy’s Hand (1940)
The Mummy’s Hand (1940) 💀 “The one where it’s actually kinda fun… before everything slowly falls apart later.” Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all couldn’t tell by now ancient egypt, fascinates me. If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
The Prince of Egypt (1998) 💀 “Yeah… this one actually cooked.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today by Lee Cronin, so I thought it’d be a perfect time to…
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a classic horror film. Expect old-school suspense, some violence, atmospheric horror, and a slower pace compared to modern films—but in a way that actually builds tension instead of dragging. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Or in this case……
Gretel & Hansel (2020)
Gretel & Hansel (2020) Disney take notes. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? This is one of those rare trailers where I can’t even complain that much. It actually sells the vibe pretty well. It’s slow. It’s quiet. It’s creepy in that “something is off” kind of way instead of screaming…
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) “At least THIS one knew what story it was telling.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time, Illumination actually decides to respect the source material… mostly. We follow Horton (Jim Carrey), who hears a tiny civilization living on…
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 🕹 “Man just wanted a medal… accidentally almost committed digital genocide.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Wreck-It Ralph follows Ralph (John C. Reilly), the “bad guy” in an arcade game called Fix-It Felix Jr.—and he is DONE being the bad guy….
Space Jam (1996)
Space Jam (1996) 🏀🐰 “Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now, we got a real jam goin’ down…” 🏀🐰 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme. Welcome to the Space Jam!!! And the second that theme kicks in? Yeah, you’re done. You’re not skipping this…
Hoppers (2026)
Hoppers (2026) 🦎🐸🦌🐺🐭🐰 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Content WarningWarning: This movie gets really, really bizarre. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailer for Hoppers, my honest reaction was basically, “Oh great… another Pixar movie.” Lately Pixar hasn’t exactly been knocking it out of the park for me. The last…
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