🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…
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Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer (2000)
🦌🎄 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — 🎵 The Song That Started It All Before we get into the “movie” (and I use that term loosely), let’s talk about the origins. This film is based on the novelty Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over…
A Christmas Story (1983)
A Christmas Story (1983) “All I want for Christmas… is for someone to tell Ralphie he will, in fact, survive without a BB gun.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A Christmas Story is one of those movies that America treats like sacred scripture every December.It’s…
Jingle All the Way (1996)
Jingle All the Way (1996) “Sometimes the real Christmas miracle… is not drop-kicking someone for a Turbo Man doll.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jingle All the Way is peak 90s chaos — a holiday comedy where Arnold Schwarzenegger spends Christmas Eve sprinting across the…
Ernest Saves Christmas
🎅🎄 Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Note: I first watched this film in December last year — yes, I know, I’m late to the party. But hey, better late than never. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ernest Saves Christmas is part of the long-running Ernest character franchise…
Home Alone 2 Lost In Newyork (1992)
🏙️🎄 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Kevin McCallister’s back — and this time he’s loose in New York City. Thanks to another airport mix-up, Kevin boards the wrong plane and ends up in Manhattan with his dad’s credit card, a…
Home Alone (1990)
🏠🎄 Home Alone (1990) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown It’s Christmas time in Chicago, and the McCallister family is heading to Paris for the holidays. But thanks to a chaotic morning and a string of unlucky coincidences, 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is left home alone. At first,…
Violent Night (2022)
Violent Night (2022) 🎅🔪💥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — ⚠️ Warning: This film is ultra violent — the title wasn’t lying — and it’s also kinda raunchy. Think Home Alone if Kevin McCallister had a sledgehammer…
Dead Rising 4 (2016)
Dead Rising 4 (2016) 🧟🎄 “Frank West is dead. Long live… whatever this is.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Trailer Oh, the trailer sold you a Christmas zombie bloodbath with the return of the one and only Frank West. What it didn’t tell you? They’d gutted his personality, stripped…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
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