Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
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Madame Web (2024)
Madame Web (2024) 🕸🕷 Spider-Man’s shadow, but make it corporate and confused. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 (And yes, the trailer that gave us that infamous “my mom was studying spiders in the Amazon…” exposition dump that didn’t even survive the final cut. Iconic. For all the wrong reasons.)…
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
Krampus (2015)
Krampus (2015) Review 🎄 “When Santa skips your house, his shadow arrives instead…” 👹 — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This film might be rated PG-13, but don’t let that fool you. Krampus is dark. We’re talking child-snatching, twisted holiday monsters, families being dragged screaming into the snow, and an ending that is equal parts haunting and…
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020)
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) Review 🎅 “Santa’s Back… But So Are Those CGI Elves” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleJust like the first film, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is a Netflix original with the same glossy, digital-heavy look. Once again, it leans on CGI…
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) Review 🎅 “Santa with Sideburns and a Netflix Budget” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleThe Christmas Chronicles is a Netflix original Christmas film, part of that streaming wave of “modern holiday classics” they keep trying to push. It leans on heavy…
Elf (2003)
Elf (2003) Review “The one Christmas movie that proves candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup can be an actual food group.” 🎄🍬 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Style Produced by New Line Cinema and directed by Jon Favreau, Elf stands out because it’s a…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
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