Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) 🐻✨ “Please look after this bear, and his marmalade” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Adapted from Michael Bond’s beloved children’s book series, Paddington (2014) is one of those rare family films that nails the impossible balance: it’s wholesome and hilarious, charming and absurd, heartfelt…

Only Murders In The Building Season 5 (2025)

Only Murders in the Building — Season 5 (2025) “Secrets, high rollers, and the Arconia’s fight for its soul.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme song. — 🕵️‍♀️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A funeral, a finger, and a fountain. Season 5 opens with the death of beloved doorman…

Daddys Home (2015)

Daddy’s Home (2015) Stepdad vs. Dad: The custody battle of comedy 🤦‍♂️👨‍👩‍👧 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They sell this as a goofy “stepdad vs. dad” rivalry comedy — and that’s exactly what you get. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a mild-mannered radio…

Kickin It (2011-2015)

Kickin’ It (2011–2015) Review “Hi-ya to heart — the dojo comedy that kicked its way into Disney XD history.” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song The Kickin’ It theme song is catchy as heck — exactly what you want from a Disney XD action-comedy. Upbeat, high-energy, and…

Young Frankenstein (1974)

🧟‍♂️ Young Frankenstein (1974) “It’s pronounced Fronkensteen!” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Thoughts I recently watched Young Frankenstein and wow — no wonder this has become so many people’s favorite Frankenstein movie. It’s not scary, not faithful to Mary Shelley’s text, and it doesn’t even pretend to be….

Frankenweenie (2012)

🐶⚡Frankenweenie (2012) Review “It’s Alive… Again!” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Frankenweenie Trailer — Disney’s 180° TurnaroundBack in 1984, Disney took one look at Tim Burton’s original Frankenweenie short film and said, “Nope, too dark, too weird, too creepy for kids.” They literally fired him over it. Fast-forward almost three…

ParaNorman (2012)

👻 ParaNorman (2012) Review “The Boy Who Saw Dead People” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Norman Babcock (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is a boy with a strange gift: he can see and talk to ghosts. That sounds cool, but in his small town, it makes him…

Scooby-Doo Return To Zombie Island (2019)

Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island (2019) From Gothic Horror Masterpiece to Soulless, Corporate Slop — 🎬 Trailer Let’s start with showing you the trailer, shall we? Yeah if ur rubbed off the wrong way just by this trailer, then this film will do nothing for y’all. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is a betrayal….

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) 🧟‍♂️🐾 “The movie that gave kids nightmares… and gave me my love for zombies.” — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Review If you haven’t visited this film yet, you’re missing out. This isn’t your average Scooby-Doo mystery where it’s “Old…

Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

🎃 Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Campy Chaos Done Right Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So, cards on the table — I’ve said before (and I stand by it) that Ernest Saves Christmas was the first and only Ernest movie I’d ever watched. That still counts…