The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
Category: Archeological Type Movies/Games And Places
The Mummy’s Hand (1940)
The Mummy’s Hand (1940) 💀 “The one where it’s actually kinda fun… before everything slowly falls apart later.” Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all couldn’t tell by now ancient egypt, fascinates me. If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
Prisoners of the Sun (2013)
Prisoners of the Sun (2013) 📜💀 “We have Indiana Jones and The Mummy at home… and yeah, this is what we got.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sallah is that you!? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that…
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999)
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…
Deadfall Adventures (2013)
Deadfall Adventures (2013) 📜💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And ohhh my god… the second that trailer starts, you already know EXACTLY what kind of game this is. This is not subtle. This is not grounded. This is not trying to be realistic in any way, shape, or form. This is:…
Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh (2023)
Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh (2023) 📷 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away, the trailer tells you exactly what kind of game this is. This is not trying to be dark, gritty, or edgy. It’s not pretending to be something it’s not. You’ve got bright visuals, classic adventure…
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a classic horror film. Expect old-school suspense, some violence, atmospheric horror, and a slower pace compared to modern films—but in a way that actually builds tension instead of dragging. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Or in this case……
The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
The Mummy Resurrected (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a low-budget horror film. Expect violence, rough effects, questionable acting, and moments that feel less like horror and more like you accidentally clicked on the wrong movie at 2AM and just kept watching out of confusion. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall…
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
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