The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 🏺 Wait… why are we in the Himalayas now? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! The trailers make this look epic. New mythology. Bigger scale. Frozen mountains….

The Mummy Returns (2001)

The Mummy Returns (2001) 🏺 Bigger. Louder. And somehow… worse? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Okay so right off the bat the trailers promise bigger scale, bigger action, more monsters, more chaos. And that…

The Adventures Of TinTin (1929–1976) – Franchise

The Adventures of Tintin (1929–1976) – Franchise Review 🌍 The Boy Reporter Who Launched a World of Adventure — 📖 Personal Connection For me, Tintin isn’t just a comic series — it’s a cornerstone of how I fell in love with adventure stories and archaeology. My mom grew up with these books, and she passed…

Temple Run 2

Temple Run 2 (2013) Review 🏞️ Indiana Jones Goes 3D Arcade Chaos — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Temple Run 2 takes the addictive formula of the original and cranks everything to eleven. The cursed idol is back, but now the world is far more…

Temple Run (2011)

Temple Run (2011) Review 🏃‍♂️ Swipe, Jump, Die, Repeat — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown You’ve stolen a cursed idol. Now, giant demon monkeys want you dead. The game is endless running—turns, jumps, slides, and inevitable death. The longer you last, the faster and harder…

The Unsinkable Walker Bean (2010)

The Unsinkable Walker Bean (2010) – Review ⚓ Cursed Skulls, Sea Witches, and the Call of Pirate Adventure — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown The Unsinkable Walker Bean by Aaron Renier is a standalone graphic novel that plunges you into a pirate adventure with a cursed skull, sea witches, and a boy who’s more inventor than fighter….

Carnegie Museum of Natural History PA

Carnegie Museum of Natural History – Review 🦖🏛️ If you haven’t been to the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh, then you’re missing out. This isn’t just a building full of fossils and artifacts — it’s a full-on cathedral to Earth’s story, stretching from the age of dinosaurs to ancient civilizations. Just walking up…

The Mummy (1932)

🏺 The Mummy (1932) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In 1921, a team of archaeologists led by Sir Joseph Whemple uncovers the tomb of Imhotep, a high priest…