Terminator Genisys: so im gonna start off with saying this isn’t a good film at all…..but it sure as heck ain’t the worse …its just bad……so anyways let’s get onto this mess of a plot…..so the plot is, well…..imagine T1…..but now with alot of differences…..so we start off with showing the future…..John Conner (played by Jason Clarke) ( remember how I said i couldn’t see Christian Bale as John Conners….well I take that back…..I think Jason Clarke was a definite miscast)……and he sends Kyle Reese (played by Jai Courtney)..
(Just why?)…..so he heads into the portal and when that happens…he catches a glimpse of a T-5000 (played by Matt Smith)….(Matty Smith!?……glad to see u here….don’t know what ur doing in a shitty Terminator film….but hey ill take it)….oh BTW…keep this in mind this is the second PG-13 Terminator film…thats right…Terminator Salvation was also PG-13….see that’s something u don’t do….u don’t make Terminator a PG-13 film!!…..sigh!!…..so anyways Kyle Rees gets to the future and like the first movie…he asks a cop what year this is…but this time the cop is a liquid Terminator…….what!?..
..yeah like I said this film is like T1…but also not T1….so yeah….and this time he gets saved by Sarah Conners (played by Emilia Clarke) (yes that right Game of Thrones actress Emilia Clarke is playing Sarah Conners)….this time she saves Kyle Reese….im sorry I know I’m complaining alot but I can’t stand this acting choices….its bad…I mean I don’t see Jai Courtney as Kyle Reese…I sure as heck don’t see Jason Clarke as John Conners….and I for sure don’t see Emilia Clarke as Sarah Conners….who ever was left in charge to choose the actors…..they failed…..so anyways…Sarah tells tell Kyle Reese this is an alternative universe…..a universe where Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator is her body guard….that she calls pops….😑…..just go with it…sigh…..and oh boy let’s talk about him in this film……he’s just….eh……to be precise he just acts goofy….about 4 times in this film…..he does a god awful smile which looks like a goofy grin……yeah u heard that correctly…..he tries smiling 4 times in this film….and it looks goofy…..I mean look at this….this is a  Montage of him smiling in this film

Ur welcome for that….and yes I know this film pisses on the Terminator fan base…..and I ain’t disagreeing……..anyways skipping a bit…..liquid Terminator hunts them down…and they kill the liquid Terminator……with acid…..hard to describe that scene so I won’t even begin to try to……so then Sarah Conners and Kyle time travel to the future….while Pops….😑…stays behind and enters the future the long way around….meaning he just sat there for years…and aged……so yeah now Terminators age……no expert but i don’t remember Terminators…who are killer robots that wear fake skin…..can age…..oh and the fake skin also ages as well……oh I see now we’re making stuff up out of nowhere for this series……why not!?…..why not!!?…..sighhhhhhhh……anyways they get sent to a hospital because?……well if I remember its because they had some injures on them…..but I’d assume they should have gone to jail because they appeared out of nowhere on the road….both naked….anyways so at the hospital, John Conners appears and takes them out of the hospital…tells them he’s there son….then as they head to the garage to his car…pops comes out of nowhere holding a giant teddy bear…and…..get ready guys….this is when….this is when,  this film has officially taken a big steaming pile of dump on the fan base……and I want to apologize for in advance……im gonna be cussing slot soon….so fair warning…..lets continue….she shoots John Conners….they question him why…and we find out Conners is somehow now a advanced Terminator….ah ah eh eh eh …what what…..what!?…..oh and it turns out when Matt Smith Terminator grabbed Conners….he turned Conners into a new version of a Terminator 😑…..now Conners is evil…oh and he wants his parents dead….of course his parents say without us alive, u won’t exist….Conners then says……..says who……..says who!?…..eh eh eh eh grrrr grrrr gr ……what the F#@k! U incompetent a$$holes!….why!?………..do u hate us that much!?….do u seriously hate ur fan base…..because no way on earth u think this was gonna sit well with the fans…..anyways he says his evil plan is to send an app of his he created called Genosies….that counts for the day till judgment day…and yes everyone wants this app….why u may ask?…because script says so…..seriously do they have nothing else better to do……”hey mommy I want this app called Genosies,  it will count down the days to our demise….sounds fun sweetie, now come on down for dinner”….🤣🤣….so anyways after this a car chase happens on the golden gate bridge….I forget why….the cops come and arrest our main trio…..and then this happens….

I…I I just don’t have any words to describe this…..what am I watching…..why is Bad Boys song playing during this scene…..whats with that stupid grin Arnold is giving?….why is even this movie?…..so anyways…..they now are in jail….yes they break out because evil Johnny comes in and tries killing them….if ur wondering why he’s trying to kill them….i don’t know why…..yes pops does stop him….then our trio go to Skynet…..which John Conners is working with….sigh….just go with it…..at this point….im no longer surprised…..so anyways they go to stop John Conners….his plan is to build a time machine to go to the past and kill his parents….why doesn’t he just kill his parents in this timeline is beyond me…anyways they go and stop him…..because its kinda hard for me to even describe what this evil Terminator ability is and what this room looks like and whats in this room…..ill just show u guys the clip…role it

So yeah after….that….happens…..pops quote on quote dies….but nope…he just comes back reborn as fresh and new….sigh…..ill give them props for not killing Arnold Schwarzenegger again….oh and if ur wondering who Matt Smith plays in this film….apparently he’s Skynet…because sure why not….anyways good guys stop Skynet…Arnold kills evil Johnny….day is saved….film ends with them driving away…and oh dear lord I’m happy this film is done….its shite…..thats obvious…..but in my opinion its not as bad as dark fate….don’t get me wrong this film is still shite…and I hate how it takes a big steaming dump on the fans of this series….im gonna give this film a solid 4/10…..now ladies and gentlemen tone in for mt review on the last Terminator film…and oh boy its horrible….see u then..