Oh boy where do I even start off with this one……well firstly yes yall if u can’t tell this is a sequel to the original Goat Simulator game and no there was never a Goat Simulator 2…..the title Goat Simulator 3 is a joke….making fun at how yeah we know we didn’t make a Goat Simulator 2…….hahha……also secondly who asked for a sequel to Goat Simulator? I’m just curious….because I never thought in my life that we would need a sequel but here we are and how do I feel about it? Well we will get to that bur for now here’s the trailers enjoy…..

Yeah its one of those games……i did warn yall……infact let’s look at the description of this game shall we….to summarize it up the website say… 

“in this game u can play with friends or online friends….win the game or 2 and then never be friends with them again” 

pffftt hahahahah I mean u aren’t wrong….I bet someone who would get invited to this game might be like ok seriously why this game though? And here’s another description of this game….

“here In this new open world sandbox map u will headbutt people and lick them, in the most pointless waste of ur life type of game”

 hahahahaha I mean at least there being accurate…..plus I love that the devs are having fun here with there game…..or or here’s the last thing the website says….

“Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do”

I mean I hope yall don’t think ur gonna learn how to be a Goat in a game called Goat Simulator….i mean seriously……the best way I can describe this game is its like absurdity on acid, amped up by 100…..yeah it’s that bonkers…..so anyways the plot of this- oh sorry what am I even talking about….pffft plot? This game? That’s not a thing with this game…..no, instead what this is just a open world sandbox game where u run aeound as a Goat and cause mayhem…..thats the plot of this game its simple yet fun…….so instead I’ll be listing what’s they added new in this game…..

So firstly this game is a whole lot bigger…..it’s one giant map where u can explore get this a farm, a graveyard, a factory, a small neighborhood, a forest mountain, a lumberjack area, a dam, a town, a party rave area and bridges….oh and a statue…..yeah thats all connected in this game, yeah that big…..

Also this game introduces the ability to customize ur Goat….u can change the fur color…..u can go around exploring and doing challenges to unlock outfits to put on ur Goat then cause havoc with…..hehehehe, also u can ride cars in this game…….yeah when did this become GTA…..oh wait nevermind this is GTA, it’s Goat Theft Auto……lolololo

Also there’s Many references in this game to pop culture stuff such as a hat u can unlock called captain Jack Swallows…..get it!! Instead of Jack Sparrow it’s instead Jack Swallows…..or there’s a fedora hat where the description says it belongs in a museum (I don’t think I need to explain that reference….I hope yall got the reference), there’s a eye of Sauron back thing u can wear…. a one ring to rule them all head piece, a outfit called pillager the grey……once again don’t think I need to explain that reference, I think it speaks for its self…..there’s a captain America shield u can unlock……the references are endless because that’s just a taste of them…

This game also has some really weird stuff u can do to alter the map….let me go throw them…..if u go to the factory which is a factory which makes bananas…..u can cause a overfill of banana liquid and it will spill out of the factory and spread all around the factory….hm how delightful, also in a secret room in the factory if u put a human in a test tube they come out as a humanoid banana…..uhhhhhhh sure why not which then u get to play as a humanoid banana if u want because u can unlock that by doing that….jeepers this is strange….but don’t worry things get weirder….

In a winery area u can put batteries in 2 windmills which cause the entire building to fly up into the air…..and let u go inside the building, which has a counter in it that says welcome Mr Smusk……..ummmmm I don’t think I need to explain that reference….I’m not even going to go there, it’s just a stupid reference…….

If u go on top of a building and realine a metal globe on top of it….the sun will beam off it? What? And melt a giant ice block on a mountain…revealing a crashed ufo 

…..I hope yall realizing how bizzare this game is!! And how fun it is!!….also if u activate 3 power circuits that’s located around the map……it will shoot up electricity beams into the air which causes ufos to spawn out of nowhere……uhhhhh ok we’ve officially entered the point of no return….where officially in batshite lala land……

Honestly overall this game legitimately put a smile on my face I laughed alot, it made me happy….I do wanna say something quickly…..I think this game and Spongebob Squarepants the Cosmic Shake and Destroy all Humans 2 and Hogwarts Legacy did leaps better then lego star wars the Skywalker saga did in the open world aspect and story…..well if u can even call Goat Simulator a story…..maybe more like a several hour drug filled ride….I highly recommend this game I’m giving a solid 10/10….it’s definitely up there with the weirdest games that’s for sure

BTW here’s trailers for the DLCs we eventually ended up getting for this game which added more content, enjoy.