Let’s start of with a trailer here….

So where do I begin…..well this film does have moments that would traumatize kids…..I wish I was kidding, but this film opens up with our main character Newt searching for a magical creature that can just by looking at u tell if ur evil or not……how convenient, anyways but what’s this he makes it in time where the mother is giving birth to 2 babie Chillins which are the dumbest names for a magical creature if u ask me….the Chillin? Yeah get the F**k out of here……anyways…….Newt watches as she gives birth……just for then Credence and some of Grindelwalds men come in and kill the mother right in front of the new born babies, then proceeds to kidnap one of the babies and leave…….Jesus 

BTW yes Credence is still played by Ezra Miller unfortunately even with all the well the things he’s done…..the actor should have been fired by Warner Brothers better yet be put in jail but nahhh why do that…….that make to much sense…..but get this Warner Brothers fired Henrey Cavil with a blink of an eye…….heck they also fired the actor who played Cyborg in justice league because he stood up and talked out about the director who made that abysmal film…..but they didn’t do anything about that director until everyone else in that cast came out and said yeah no the director is off there’s something absolutely wrong with him……then Warner Brothers acknowledged the issue……oh got it so because a black person said anything….u guys said hey who u to speak? Ur fired…….but get this they’ve not fired Ezra Miller….who has let’s see, runs a cult, allegedly Groomed a girl……yuck, kidnapped a kid and sent notes to the family saying bizzare things like I’m not on this plane of existence I’m protected….whatever the hell that means, oh and how could I forget…..be filmed in public shocking a fan…….how charming……if ur wondering Jesus why hasn’t Warner Brothers fired him? Yeah ain’t that the million dollar question, what’s even worse is James Gunn who’s now running the DC universe wants to keep Ezra Miller in thr upcoming films……..uhhhhhhh, sorry what? That’s gotta be the dumbest decision I’ve ever heard oh and speaking of dumb decisions he also wants to keep Amber Heard as well…..ohhh wow……yeah I ain’t gonna get to much into it but don’t yall remember the whole court thing between Amber Heard and her ex husband Johnny Depp? Yeah that controversy…..which btw it came out that Amber Heard made up most of the abuse acclaims she made about Johnny Depp doing to her…

Oh speaking of…..I find it weird, they got rid of Johnny Depp because of these accusations……there was no proof when they fired him….but they did so because it be to much bad rep for them……uh huh, and keeping around a man strangling cult leader isn’t bad rep? No not at all…..jeepers, how corrupt are companies now these days? No seriously I ask sincerely…..anyways let’s move on

oh and if u think that’s not bad enough well the other baby is still there looking at its mom dying……then Newt comes up and comforts the mother then she dies then Newt puts the baby in his magical brief case to take care of it because it has no mother now……wow that was extremely dark……well at least the darkness is over right?…..right? Wrong nope instead we go to Grindelwalds mansion….where they proceed to hand him the baby animal where then Grindelwald who’s now played by Madds Mikkelsen instead of Johnny Depp…..then pets the baby while describing how usually its ability is…..just to then for him to pull a knife out and slit the babies throat and let it bleed to death on the floor miserably and painfully…….ahhhhhh uhhhh then he reanimates the animal back to life…..for u see his plan is to win the Wizarding election and become president but to do so he needs this creature because thats how the Wizarding world judge’s if ur a good wizard or not buy putting one of these things in front of u…..and if it bows at u it means ur pure of heart……so he needed to kill and reanimate this animal back to life to manipulate it to work in his favor……welll I did warn yall this opens up Grimm……

so skipping a bit, Dumbledore contacts Newt and his brother Theseus……he tells them that we need to put together a team to go up against Grindelwald before he tries to run for president……yeah if ur wondering how that’s allowed…..that the most evilest wizard who is wanted is able to run for president? Well it’s simple it’s just because…..yeah just because….

Also, Dumbledore has Newt and his brother come over to a specific house….they get there they see a random guy and it’s revealed that this random guy is Dumbledore’s brother, aka Aberforth…..yeah that brother from the deathly hallows part 2……..and he’s a grump, he kinda tries avoiding his brother…..seems they got some negative blood between them…..

Anyways while this happens a witch named Eulalie “Lally” Hicks goes and recruits Jacob Kawalski, who wants nothing to do with wizards anymore so he’s u know working at his bakery…..but she convinces him to come because they need him……the wizards need him, yeah idk why they need him either….it don’t make a lick of sense…..anyways so she teleports Kawalski and her onto a train where the rest of the team is….this team consists of…..Newt, Theseus, Bunty, and Yusof Kama…..yeah don’t yall remember Yusof from the second fantastic Beasts film? Yeah neither do i…….oh boy what a team huh, 2 brothers, Newts assistant, a muggle, a teacher and a guy we barely remember from the second film…..and they’re supposed to take down Grindelwald before he executes his plan……uhh what can go wrong?…..if that’s not bad enough…..well Dumbledore has Newt give Jacob his own wand, oh sorry not wand my bad….but instead a stick…..yeahhh he gave Jacob a glorified stick, a wand with no ability what so ever….oh yep i can totally see this ragtag of people and one of there sticks, take on Grindelwald…..lolo

So our team splits……..Bunty goes off with Newts suitcase without telling him why….we will find out later, and Yusof goes to Grindelwald and swears his alliance to him…….if ur wondering wait did he just turn his back on the team? Ehhhhh not exactly, but just little more on that later

Anyway the rest of the team go and make it to a Wizarding party where a politician named Anton Vogal will announce if Grindelwald can run or not….and what a shocker, Anton says Grindelwald has been pardoned of any crimes and can run for president………..ohh boyyy, then Grindelwald and his cult come walking in to join at the table to eat dinner…..while this is happening well Theseus gets taken away by a group of men off to a jail cell……while that’s happening Jacob goes up to Grindelwald, tries to talk to Queenie…….he wants to break her lose of Grindelwalds power….so he pulls his fake wand out, but luckily Newt is there because he makes magic look like it’s coming from the wand….even though there’s not, so this causes everyone to leave because well there’s a muggle wielding a wand and not knowing how to use it correctly……say wasn’t that alot to take in? Well no shite It was!!

Anyways if that doesn’t become more of a mess we’ll Dumbledore shows up…..because he decides he should go and help them out……there he tells them that Credence is dying….for u see he was completely healthy in the second film but for some reason now he’s dying and only has short time to live because the plot says so …convenient, also he needs to talk to Credence about something important…….but guess who shows up? It’s Credence…..hurray….so him and Dumbledore have a fight…..blah blah, Dumbledore tells Credence that Grindelwald was only half right….that Credence isn’t his brother but in fact he’s Aberforths son……..uhhhhhh sure I guess…..wait huh? Yeah huh is correct…..just huh?

While this happens Newt goes and breaks out his brother and oh boy where do I start…..I think I forgot to mention the tone of this film is flimsy as all hell…..for example this scene…..so he gets taken down to the jail……where it’s a gaint pit with some kinda monster underneath that every now and then shoots up a tentacle to grab a prisoner and devour and send back up the bones…….yikes…..so uh yeah Theseus Is in danger…oh and if that ain’t bad there’s these small crab like creatures around that feed on anything……so Newt gets down there saves his brother and then sigh the way to get out is on the other side of the pit but in the way is the crabs so Newt tells his brother to follow his lead and they both get into a crab-like position and start wobbling their thighs back and forth……sighhh, ok do u see what I mean when I say flimsy? We will In this film get a scene where a baby animal dies horribly but then get a comedic scene like this….something about this just doesn’t belong here….oh if thats not bad enough, shortly after in the same scene a tentacle comes up and drags down a prisoner then shoots back up the bones…..yeahhh a comedic scene where 2 grown men are wobbling their sighs while in a crab mode, then a prisoner die in a gruesome fashion……hmmmmmm yep something doesn’t fit

Anyways so after this whatever that was…..they telport to Hogwarts……(insert Hogwarts theme here) also inset nostalgia bait right here lolo…..anyways so at hogwarts Dumbledore tells the team about where the president election will be held at…..its on top of a mountain at some kinda temple thing where every wizard will be there to wait and see who gets picked to be president…..and the way that’s determined is by the Chillen (groaaannn) that bows at u if ur pure and worthy…..so yeah thats how wizards in the Wizarding world pick there presidents……with an animal bowing at them……huh? Then Bunty shows up with multiple 

Suitcases that look the same as Newts suitcase….she says the plan is to separate to confuse Grindelwalds men on which bag is the real one because they will be wanting to receive the second creature so nothing in Grindelwalds plan goes wrong…….yayyy confusion!!

So anyways they head to the election to intercept it to prevent Grindelwald from winning…..yeah is anyone realizing how dull this film is? It’s kind of a mess…….anyways os they get there, they bump into Grindelwalds men and they start fighting…..Jacob is being Jacob, Yusof shows up and turns on Grindelwalds men…..so he was just under cover? Anyways then Aberforth comes up to Dumbledore Because he does wanna save his son….he asks how long he has to live which Dumbledore says not long….so they make there way up the stairs to stop Grindelwald, while this is happening the election is going on……oh and if ur wondering what Credence is doing well he’s making his way up to the place as well to expose to everyone that Grindelwald is a liar…..he’s not a good person…..wow u don’t say…..

Oh and Bunty shows up with a brief case….is it the fake one or real one? We will see soon….so our main characters make it up to Grindelwald but to late the creature bowed so now Grindelwald is president…..oh noooooo but then Credence comes up exposing Grindelwald….but no one believes him ans Credence falls onto the floor because he’s dying uh oh….then Bunty comes up to Newt gives him the real briefcase…….he opens it up and reveals to everyone that what Credence said was true….that there was a second Chillen and that Grindelwald stole the other creature and killed it to manipulate it…..jeepers……so now with everyone seeing the second chillen and also see the Chillen that Grindelwald has die in Antons arms……the people rule that the election was rigged and this time we need a redo on this….so they put down the Chillen and it goes up to Dumbledore, bows at him but he says no no no not me….so the Chillen goes to the next best option, another politician that’s kind ans generous oh and also was running against Grindelwald……so yayy she’s president now good job

Then out of nowhere Grindelwald shoots a kill spell at Credence but Aberforth ans Dumbledore jump in the way and shoot a spell back at Grindelwald preventing him from killing Credence……..oooffff that was close, then Dumbledore ans Grindelwald get into a duel…….which is weird because from the lore of Harry Potter, Dumbledore and Grindelwald didn’t fight each other until 1945 and this film takes place in 1930……..so uhhh yeah u can kinda see how this is a bit confusing……but I buy this duel because no one sees them duel, for u see what happens since they have a blood pact bracelet it teleports them into another realm…….where they both duel, like I said reason I buy it is because the reason him defeating Grindelwald in 1945 was well known is because everyone saw that happen….so they assumed this was his first time fighting him….but nah apparently he fought him in 1930, but they were not seen fighting…..

So anyways somehow the bracelet breaks because just because…..so now there free of the blood pact…..Dumbledore stops attacking Grindelwald because they both put there hands on each other’s chest and feel there hearts pounding…..aww how sweet? And Dumbledore just walks away…..with Grindelwald saying who’s gonna love u now Dumbledore? And Dumbledore saying no one….I’m alone……..gosh jeepers that’s sad………anyways so then Grindelwald jumps off the ledge of the mountain and telports away…..yayy, but also means this isn’t the last time we will see him unfortunately…..but the day is saved…..and Aberforth takes Credence home to spend whatever time he has left with his son before his son dies….jeepers that’s Grimm, and everyone else in our main group….well they have a wedding to attend….before anyone asks….. a wedding?

Yeah for u see now Queenie and Jacob are back together because she’s being feeling doubts about being on Grindelwalds side because she started realizing that maybe joining his side was a awful decision….wow who could have saw that coming….the guy who’s basically a terrorist turns out to be not such a trustworthy person? Jeez what game that awat?…..anyways so Jacob and Queenie get married in his bakery…..ok that’s a weird place to get married……and guess who shows up? Tina…..yeah apparently she was away at her new job she got…for u see she got a promotion….good for her I guess, wait a min where was she in this entire film?……..anyways Dumbledore doesn’t stay for the wedding he decides to leave….because he’s all alone….yet everyone In that building right there loves him as a friend….even Newt……but nahhh guess he’s alone and no one and I mean no one loves him……sighhhh so yeah the film ends with Dumbledore walking down the snowy streets and that’s where this film ends……to bad we won’t be seeing anymore of these films because According to the actor who plays Newt he said as he knows this fantastic Beasts series is dead there’s no plan for any other continuation……welp I guess that means we’ve been deprived of ever seeing Dumbledore vs Grindelwald……..but who cares really because I feel like JK Snoring would have found a way to ruin that up….

Honestly overall this film is well sighh I’m mixed….on one hand I find it leaps better then crimes of Grindelwald……but at same time this film still isn’t great I’m fact it’s far from it……it’s a run of the mill action flick to turn on for 2 hours and for yall to shut ur brains off to…..I feel like this fantastic Beasts series has been a mess kinda like a Rollercoaster….the series started up very good then it went straight down and plummeted then it kinda went back up but not high enough to be like the start of a roller coaster where u go up and up slowly but more like up as In it went up over a small hill shaped ramp on a Rollercoaster….yeah thats the best way I can describe this series….so in my opinion I’m gonna give this film a solid ehhh 6.9/10 it ain’t perfect but it’d leaps better then the second film….