🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
🧟♂️ Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🧟♀️ “You’ve got red on you.” 🩸 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🎬 Shaun of the Dead isn’t just a zombie film—it’s the zombie rom-com (rom-zom-com as the creators cheekily called it). Directed by Edgar Wright, this movie takes…
Zombieland 2 Double Tap (2019)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 🧟♀️🎢 10 years later… and not much to show for it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After a decade-long wait, Zombieland: Double Tap tries to pick up right where the original left off. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock are still roaming…
Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
Addams Family (2021)
The Addams Family 2 (2021) Review “Creepy, kooky, and stuck on a road trip nobody asked for.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 If the first animated Addams outing wasn’t underwhelming enough, 2021 gave us The Addams Family 2, a sequel that somehow manages to be…
Wednesday Season 2 (2025)
Wednesday Season 2 Review A Hyde-ous Mess of a spooky and kooky situation Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Part 1: Part 2: ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️ Season 2 of Wednesday leans far heavier into gore than the first. Dead bodies are found with their eyes missing, brains…
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Addams Family Values (1993) Review “Summer camp is hell, and the Addamses are thriving.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Released in 1993, Addams Family Values takes everything the first movie did right and cranks it up. It’s darker, funnier, and somehow even more on-the-nose about…
The Addams Family (1991)
The Addams Family (1991) Review “Creepy, kooky, and somehow perfect.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 1991 gave us something wild — the Addams family finally crawled out of their black-and-white TV crypt and stormed the big screen. And shockingly? It wasn’t just good, it was…
Indiana Jones and The Order Of The Giants DLC (2025)
Indiana Jones and the Order of the Giants (DLC) 🪨 “When Indy meets Goliath, it’s not faith or fate — it’s fists, whips, and one-liners.” 🪨 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? First and foremost, this is a DLC to the acclaimed Indiana Jones and The Great Circle game. Yes this is…
The Toxic Avenger (2025)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) 🧹☢️ “The Hero We Need Now… And Probably Deserve” This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to this remake, here’s to u Maddie. — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is not for everyone. It’s gleefully violent, stuffed with grotesque…
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