🕰️ The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) 🕰️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Another book adaptation? Oh joy. Just what Hollywood needed: another studio mining the dusty pages…
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Hellboy The Crooked Man (2024)
🔥 Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) 🔥 “The Devil Went Down to Appalachia.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Yes ur not wrong or seeing anything, this 100% looks like a fan film, but thst isnt always a bad thing. So is this a good thing wel stick around and…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) “Leatherface and family turn the slaughterhouse into a carnival sideshow.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So yeah they brought the Sawyers back and decided hey lets not even try to make it scary like the original nah let’s…
Stand By Me (1986)
🌲 Stand by Me (1986) Growing Up, One Track at a Time Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in the 1950s, Stand by Me follows four boys — Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern — who set out on a two-day hike to find…
Stubbs The Zombie (2005)
🧟♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
Dead Rising 3 (2013)
🧟♂️ Dead Rising 3 (2013) 🧟♀️ “When Dead Rising grew up, got darker, and forgot half of its charm.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎮 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set ten years after Dead Rising 2, the story moves from confined malls and casinos into the sprawling open world of Los…
Dead Rising 2 (2010) + Off The Record (2011)
🧟♂️ Dead Rising 2 (2010) + Off the Record 🧟♀️ (2011) “When chainsaws meet slot machines, and Frank West crashes the party.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Dead Rising 2: Dead Rising 2 Off The Record: — 🎮 Background & Inspirations After the success of Dead Rising, Capcom passed the reins…
Dead Rising (2006)
🧟♂️ Dead Rising (2006) 🧟♀️ “Shopping mall carnage, satire, and a timer breathing down your neck.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎮 Background & Inspirations Released in 2006 by Capcom, Dead Rising was heavily inspired by George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead (1978)—the classic zombie film set in a…
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