Category: Universal Studios

Fate of The Furious

Fate of The Furious: if yall are wondering wait why am I only reviewing 3 of these films instead of them all? Well it’s because I never bothered watching Fast 1 through 7….well ok that’s a lie, I did watch Fast 7 and 6, and 5 when they came in theaters but I just don’t…

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The Mummy 2017

🏺 The Mummy (2017) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Still we open up with medieval knights? Wait, I thought this was a mummy movie? Ohh, but not to…

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The Mummy

🏺 The Mummy (1999) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in 1920s Egypt, the film follows adventurer Rick O’Connell, bookish scholar Evelyn Carnahan, and her bumbling brother Jonathan…

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Crimson Peak (2015)

Crimson Peak (2015) 🩸 “Love bleeds, ghosts linger.” 👻💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 👻 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Guillermo del Toro once again proves he’s a master of gothic beauty and haunting tragedy. Crimson Peak…

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Jurassic World Dominion

Jurassic World Dominion (2022) “When Dinosaurs Take a Backseat to Bugs” 🦖🦗🤦‍♂️ Trailers Let’s roll the trailers, shall we? Because those trailers sold the dream: dinosaurs loose across the world, humans forced to live alongside apex predators, chaos, carnage, and a true “end of an era” showdown. Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know…

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