🏕️🔪 Sleepaway Camp (1983) – The Summer Camp Slasher With That Twist “You won’t be coming home from camp this summer.” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses a film that contains dated, problematic, and potentially offensive content related to gender identity and mental health. While Sleepaway Camp is a cult horror classic, its infamous…
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Plan 9 From Outer Space
🛸 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
Mac and Me
🍟 Mac and Me (1988) 🍔 The difference between you and me is, I make this review look great. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with…
Fantastic Four 1994
Fantastic Four (1994) – The Marvel Movie They Tried to Hide — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Fun Fact – Why This Film Even Exists This film was never meant to be seen. It was made entirely to retain the film rights to the Fantastic Four IP. Produced…
🕶️💣Mission Impossible The Finale Reckoning
let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 🎬 So Where Do I Begin? Well I think we need to talk about the fact how this film was delayed. Remember back in 2023 how I reviewed Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1? Yeah go check that review out if u don’t, I recommend that…
A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- UHHHHHHHH!- Yeah uh where do I begin, well firstly if we’re going off the trailers then idk what the heck any of this is! Yes, it’s titled Minecraft. But calling this Minecraft should be a crime. Ain’t nothing about…
Batman Arkham Knight
Batman Arkham Knight: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? This is the one I’ll be talking about for a while, I have a massive rant to go on with this game…so sit tight folks… and without further due let’s get into the review shall we? So what’s the plot rundown? Roughly 1…
Glass Onion A Knives Out Story
Glass Onion: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes I know I’m 2 years late on this review, but I’m finally reviewing it. Also yes Rian Johnson is planning on making a 3rd film, in his words he wants to emulate Agatha Christie’s novels. No shite because the 3rd film is…
Morbius
Morbius 🦇 Morbius: Firstly here’s a trailer enjoy Secondly, I wanna mention that I’ve never read a single comic book relating around Morbius. So I have no idea how accurate or not this film is to the comics…. I also wanna quickly mention i don’t think this is the worst Marvel/Sony movie (trust me there’s…
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