The Mummy Resurrected (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a low-budget horror film. Expect violence, rough effects, questionable acting, and moments that feel less like horror and more like you accidentally clicked on the wrong movie at 2AM and just kept watching out of confusion. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall…
Category: Retrospective
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
The Pyramid (2014)
The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
The Boys (2020) – Season 2
The Boys (2020) – Season 2 The cracks start showing… but it still hits. 🩸🦸♂️ — ⚠️ Warning Before We Even Begin ⚠️ Still extremely gory. Still violent. Still political. Heads pop. Limbs snap. People get lasered. The satire gets louder this season, and the commentary gets sharper. If Season 1 made you uncomfortable, Season…
Disney Channel Games (2006–2008)
Disney Channel Games (2006–2008) 🏓🏀🎯🎾 Also here’s the iconic theme song to this gem of a show. Let the games begin, wait wrong IP. — Let’s start by showing y’all what this even is If you were watching Disney Channel in the early 2000s, this wasn’t just another show. This was an EVENT. Like you…
The Boys (2019) – Season 1
The Boys (2019) – Season 1 Superheroes, but make it deeply uncomfortable. — ⚠️ Warning Before We Even Begin ⚠️ This season is extremely gory. People explode. Limbs come off. Faces get crushed. There’s sexual assault, abuse of power, corporate manipulation, and very obvious political undertones. It is not subtle. It is not clean. It…
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
Modern Family (2009–2020)
🖥 Modern Family (2009–2020) Good old family reunions. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Im not crying, your crying. Also heres the opening theme — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Modern Family is about three different families that are all connected, and instead of just watching them like a normal show,…
The Middle (2009–2018)
📺 The Middle (2009–2018) Reality? Or Fiction? Y’all be the Judge of that. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Im not crying, you are. — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This show is about the Heck family. They’re not rich.They’re not special.They’re not secretly amazing at anything. They’re just: broke stressed constantly losing…
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