Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Michael Bay’s “Game of Thrones” but with Robots and Explosions 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — The Setup By The Last Knight, the franchise had officially stopped pretending to care about continuity. We open with a scene straight out of a medieval fever dream —…
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Transformers Age of Extinction (2014)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) “When Michael Bay decided… you know what this franchise needs? Mark Wahlberg and statutory loopholes.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 — 🚗💥 Before We Dive In So… the fourth Transformers movie. And right away, I’ve got to tell you—if you thought things were getting messy…
Transformers Dark Of The Moon (2011)
🎬Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)💥 “When Michael Bay Made Saving Private Ryan… But with Robots” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Rundown So here we are, third film in, and I can honestly say this is the best Michael Bay Transformers movie since the first one… but…
Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
🎬Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)💥 “When Robots, Jockstraps, and Testicle Jokes Collide”Or: How to spend $200 million and still make it feel like a fever dream. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💣 This is the point in the franchise where everything hit the fan—and by “everything” I mean plot,…
Transformers (2007)
💥Transformers (2007)💥 “Michael Bay’s Explosive Robot Soap Opera”Where plot takes a backseat to pyrotechnics and lens flares. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 Ah yes, the film that kicked off what would become one of Hollywood’s loudest and most chaotic blockbuster franchises. Back when people still thought, “Hey, Michael Bay…
Smile (2022)
😐 Smile (2022): The Movie That Thinks Smiling Is Scary — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dr. Rose Cotter is a psychiatrist whose patient dies in front of her while flashing the most cursed grin since Grandma’s dentures fell in the soup. That’s the beginning of a…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014: Let’s start by showing y”all the trailers shall we. Oh jeepers were going down memory lane with this one…..we’re opening up old wounds with this film….oh good grief….so I’m gonna do something different with these 2 Micheal Bay films instead of giving a full-blown analysis. This time I’m gonna give…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mutant Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, this is the recent entry in the TMNT reboots, I cannot tell u how many times this franchise has been rebooted but TMNT is Nickelodeon’s magnum opus……..so with that out of the way let’s get into the review shall…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out Of The Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out Of The Shadows: here’s the trailers. Well, this should be another fun experience, shouldn’t it? Anyways let’s get into this review, shall we? So what’s the plot rundown? In the sequel to The 1014 TMNT film, the Turtles find themselves wishing they could live among humans and be one of…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh, and I also wanna quickly introduce y’all to what I consider one of the best versions of the TMNT themes I’ve ever heard. Catchy I know right? Now without further due let’s get into the review. Wow that rhymed, it…
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