The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a classic horror film. Expect old-school suspense, some violence, atmospheric horror, and a slower pace compared to modern films—but in a way that actually builds tension instead of dragging. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Or in this case……
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The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
The Mummy Resurrected (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a low-budget horror film. Expect violence, rough effects, questionable acting, and moments that feel less like horror and more like you accidentally clicked on the wrong movie at 2AM and just kept watching out of confusion. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall…
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
The Pyramid (2014)
The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
Gretel & Hansel (2020)
Gretel & Hansel (2020) Disney take notes. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? This is one of those rare trailers where I can’t even complain that much. It actually sells the vibe pretty well. It’s slow. It’s quiet. It’s creepy in that “something is off” kind of way instead of screaming…
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 🏺 Wait… why are we in the Himalayas now? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! The trailers make this look epic. New mythology. Bigger scale. Frozen mountains….
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The Mummy Returns (2001) 🏺 Bigger. Louder. And somehow… worse? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Okay so right off the bat the trailers promise bigger scale, bigger action, more monsters, more chaos. And that…
John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (2026)
John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (2026) ☣️🧟♂️ Semi-open zombie chaos with satisfying gunplay… but bring a good internet connection. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Warning ⚠️, this game is extremely gory, blood everywhere. But thats bot a surprise, its a zombie game. Also I know right? Ugh another zombie game?…
Resident Evil 9: Requiem (2026)
Resident Evil 9: Requiem (2026) ☣️ Capcom finally remembered that Resident Evil is supposed to be scary. — ⚠️ Content Warning Before we begin, I want to make something clear. Resident Evil 9: Requiem is an extremely graphic horror game. The game features: graphic zombie violence characters being mutilated body horror mutations decapitations disturbing monster…
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