Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
Category: Egyptian
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
The Pyramid (2014)
The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 🏺 Wait… why are we in the Himalayas now? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! The trailers make this look epic. New mythology. Bigger scale. Frozen mountains….
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The Mummy Returns (2001) 🏺 Bigger. Louder. And somehow… worse? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Okay so right off the bat the trailers promise bigger scale, bigger action, more monsters, more chaos. And that…
Carnegie Museum of Natural History PA
Carnegie Museum of Natural History – Review 🦖🏛️ If you haven’t been to the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh, then you’re missing out. This isn’t just a building full of fossils and artifacts — it’s a full-on cathedral to Earth’s story, stretching from the age of dinosaurs to ancient civilizations. Just walking up…
Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile (2022) “A Gorgeous Cruise With No Destination” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) returns for another round of extravagant sleuthing, this time aboard a glamorous cruise ship sailing the Nile. A newlywed couple’s honeymoon turns into…
The Mummy (1932)
🏺 The Mummy (1932) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In 1921, a team of archaeologists led by Sir Joseph Whemple uncovers the tomb of Imhotep, a high priest…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
House Of Anubis
🏺House of Anubis – Nickelodeon’s Forgotten YA Fever Dream, that we somehow liked when we were kids Let’s be real—most of you probably forgot this teen drama even existed. This is one of those shows I liked for some reason… but tried rewatching and realized: no. This is just cringe. Also no this isn’t a…
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