Jarrod Reviews

The Conjuring 3

The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Or better yet: The Witch Made Me Do It Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning: Contains courtroom boredom, hammer-swinging husbands, and a movie that lies to your face with its own title. The Real Case vs. The Movie The…

Fear the Walking Dead

Ok so I should specify that I only seen the first 2 season……and I got no problem with that….because the first 2 seasons in my opinion are the only worth seasons……..and I’ll get into why….briefly first…..but firstly let’s start off with the trailer….. …….so to explain why I’ve the first season alone….well let’s see…..its because…

The Jungle Book (2016)

So I am gonna start off with saying this is by far my favorite live action Disney remake…….so with that out of the way, let’s get onto the review……so basically if u guys have seen the original Jungle book film…then u already know this film……but there are differences…….well the stuff I like is that the…

Blade Trinity

Ok gonna start off with saying this is gonna be a short review because I barley remember this film and I seen this recently..that should tell u something……and this is by far the worst out of the Blade films…..basically plot is Blade teams up with 2 new people….1 of which is played by Ryan Reynolds…

Blade 2

So the plot is in the beginning we see Blade trying to entire a vampire nest to save Abraham Whistler (before u ask how’s he alive……answer is….retcon)…..but I don’t mind this retcon…..so apparently he didn’t die when he shot himself…and the vamps took him to there hiding place…..so Blade takes Whistler back to there hideout…

Blade

So i’m gonna start off with saying these are gonna be short reviews that will have spoilers…..also I should warn majority of u…these 3 movies are not for the faint of heart….basically its about a guy named Blade who’s half vampire and half human….aka a Day-Walker…..he goes around and hunts and kills vampires….so yeah thats…

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

Ok i’m gonna be honest I barley remember what happens in this film….so i’m just gonna go through what I remember……so in this film Aurora (yes thats sleeping beauty….yes I finally looked it up….)…….falls in love with a prince….and his mother is a queen played by Michelle Pfeiffer……..Aurora wants maleficiant approval for marriage…and to come…

Maleficent

So the plot is…..well we all know the sleeping beauty story……but what if its told by the villains perspective…..yeah thats right…..so remember how I said we know the sleeping beauty story…..well heres the major differences……well we do see Maleficent as a kid, she actually had a pair of wings…..yes she can fly….also she lives in…

Logan

Ok this is by far hands down the best wolverine film ever….its freaking Rated R for gods sake…finally….glad the directors decided to go for an R rating….because we’ll wolverine is a brutal violent hero…this film is extremely brutal….here’s the trailer I kid u not this is one of if not my favorite x-men films…..but I…

New Mutants

The New Mutants: yes folks where on the most controversial xmen film….reason it was controversial is because this film was delayed 5 times….yeah thats right…..5 times…..here’s the first trailer that came out in the end of 2017 As u can tell by this trailer it was ment to be a horror film….thats what the director…