🧟♂️ Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) 💀 When Monsters Collide, Legends Are Born — 🎞️ Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Ah, 1943. When trailers were basically a man yelling over spooky organ music about “TERROR…
Frankenstein’s Army (2013)
⚙️ Frankenstein’s Army (2013) “When mad science meets metal and misery.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🧩 Legacy & Influence: The “Overlord Connection” It’s hard not to draw a line between Frankenstein’s Army (2013) and Overlord (2018). Both are World War II horror hybrids that toss soldiers into underground…
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Fishnets, lightning, and absolute chaos — and I loved every second of it. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧪 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal. Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon) are the most aggressively normal couple ever created….
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Review “Witness Me… aggressively drinking water because this movie dehydrated my soul.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — NON-SPOILER PLOT OVERVIEW 🍿 Fury Road is basically George Miller waking up one morning and saying, “What if we made a two-hour car chase that never…
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) Review “The One Where Revenge, Sandstorms, and Thor Energy Collide.” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This movie has: violence, gore, cannibalism, kidnapping, warlords, torture, limb loss, explosions, and basically everything expected from a Mad Max film except the world physically…
Angry Birds 2 (2019)
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) 🐦💥❄️ “Twice the Birds, Twice the Cringe.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after Red and his friends defeated the pigs. Now, Red (Jason Sudeikis) basks in his hero status, constantly defending Bird Island from pig attacks…
Angry Birds (2016)
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
Detective Pikachu (2019)
Detective Pikachu (2019) 🔍⚡ “Case Closed? Not Quite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Pikachu takes us into Ryme City, a neon-soaked metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side. When Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) learns his detective father has gone missing,…
The Book of Bill (2024)
🔺 The Book of Bill (2024) 👁️ “Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram — buy gold! Bye!” — 🎞️ Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? That’s exactly what reading this book feels like — being taunted by a voice you can’t turn off. Alex Hirsch and the creative team…
Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
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