🎬 Sinners-VAMPIRE JIG ENERGY Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah, unfortunately, I don’t know what Warner Brothers was thinking when they decided to just… spoil the whole dang movie in that final trailer. Like, hey—what if instead of teasing the vibe, we just tell y’all that Stack becomes a vampire? And Mary?…
Category: Vampire Adaptations
Adventure Time
Adventure Time: let’s start by showing yall the theme song shall we? Adventure Time!!!! Sorry had to say that, we’ll it’s time folks to review Adventure Time. Or as my parents like to call it Diper Head Boy, yeah their words not mine. Anyway this show ran for 10 seasons (yes 10 seasons, nowhere the…
Nosferatu The Vamypre 1979
Nosferatu The Vamypre 1979: Let’s firstly start off with showing y’all the trailer shall we? Before we get any further into this review I thought I’d mention why I’m reviewing this film all of a sudden. We’ll besides the fact I reviewed the 1922 back on October 25th of 2024, and just recently posted my…
Nosferatu 2024
Nosferatu 2024: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, folks, a remake of a film from 1922, which was itself a ripoff of *Bram Stoker’s Dracula*, has been released on Christmas Day 2024—on a Wednesday no less. I still can’t quite wrap my head around the decision to release it then. For…
Nosferatu
Nosferatu: so if yall are wondering….yes this is a retro review, why? Easy because Voyage of the Demeter just came out so in preps for it I’m doing a retro review on one of the most iconic pieces of cinema history if u ask me…..so let’s get into this review, shall we? Btw this will…
Salems Lot 2024
Salems Lot 2024: Let’s first start with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sorry, my bad, trailer I meant. Anyway, so I wanna get this out of the way before we get the rating out of the way…..I’ve never seen the original Salems Lot miniseries….nor have I read the book. Yes gasp all u want…
The Last Voyage of The Demeter
The Last Voyage of The Demeter: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Yes if yall are wondering this is like the umpteenth version of an adaptation of Dracula, also yes I know this film is based on one…
Blade Trinity
Ok gonna start off with saying this is gonna be a short review because I barley remember this film and I seen this recently..that should tell u something……and this is by far the worst out of the Blade films…..basically plot is Blade teams up with 2 new people….1 of which is played by Ryan Reynolds…
Blade 2
So the plot is in the beginning we see Blade trying to entire a vampire nest to save Abraham Whistler (before u ask how’s he alive……answer is….retcon)…..but I don’t mind this retcon…..so apparently he didn’t die when he shot himself…and the vamps took him to there hiding place…..so Blade takes Whistler back to there hideout…
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