Jarrod Reviews

Are you Afraid of the Dark? (1990 TV Show)

I’m gonna start off with a warning , this series contains scenes that will probably be to scary for kids….that depends on the kids…….some kids may not mind horror….then there’s the ones who don’t like horror……also side note or fun tid bit….this was a Canadian Nickelodeon show….I just found that out….also heres a YouTuber who ranks…

Power Rangers Mystic Force

⚡️Power Rangers Mystic Force 🪄⚡ 🎶 Hold onto your wands, zords, and broomsticks — here’s the opening theme that’ll have you chanting “Mystic Force!” before you know it: This theme song is my second favorite theme. — Non-Spoiler Rundown Released shortly after Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone hit theaters, this season feels like Power…

Power Rangers Mighty Morphin

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 🦖⚡ There’s a reason I want to talk about this series — I grew up with it. And with the recent passing of Jason David Frank… may he rest in peace… it hit me hard. I’m not gonna lie, I fell into a deep depression for a week. He played my…

Spongebob Squarepants Creature from The Krusty Krab (2006)

🛏️ SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab (2006) “A fever dream wrapped in a controller” 🎬 Let’s start with the trailer, shall we? And here’s my specific favorite songs from the game — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Where do I even start? This game isn’t just another SpongeBob spin-off — it’s a full-on fever…

Spongebob Squarepants: The Cosmic Shake (2023)

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake (2023) “Patrick, put the bubble wand down before you destroy reality.” Let’s get the trailers out of the way before we begin so here yall go — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Cosmic Shake is the spiritual successor to Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated, made by the same team. Released…

Spongebob Squarepants Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated (2020)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated (2020) “Golden spatulas? More like golden migraines.” Let’s start off with the trailers shall we… — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This remake of the 2003 SpongeBob classic kicks off with SpongeBob and Patrick innocently playing with robot toys, wishing out loud how fun it would be if…

Pinocchio (Del Toros Film)

So we’ve finally made it…..remember how I said there’s 3 2022 Pinocchio films? Disney’s Pinocchio remake Del Toros Pinocchio Pauly Shore Pinocchio Well today we’ve finally made it to Del Toros Pinocchio and by far this is the best one out of the 3….plz enjoy the trailer its worth it… Well firstly where do I…

Pinocchio (Disney 2022)

So remember how I mentioned we got 3 Pinocchio films last year? Disney’s Pinocchio remake Del Toros Pinocchio Pauly Shore Pinocchio Well today we’re gonna talk about Disney’s Pinocchio remake and oh good grief this film is painfully pointless like there’s no reason for it to exist like none at all….here’s the trailer enjoy I…

Pinocchio (Pauly Shore 2022 Film)

Yeah I wish I was joking about that we got 3 Pinocchio films in one year….in the last year of 2022, idk what was Hollywoods obsession with Pinocchio…..we got Disney’s Pinocchio remake Del Toros Pinocchio Pauly Shores Pinocchio (that’s right Pauly Shore) Ans that’s the one we’re gonna talk about today so strap on in….oh…

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Let’s kick things off with a few clips: Oh joy this movie…where do I even start i hate this film on so many levels…ok let’s not poke around the bushes and let’s begin and ill tell u in the review why I hate this film..ok so the beginning of this film starts off with young…