🐉 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers shall we: — Plot Rundown (Non-Spoiler): The 2025 live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon tells the same heart-filled story we know and love from the 2010 animated original — but this time in glorious live-action form. Set in the Viking village of Berk, we follow…
Spirit Animal
Film Title: Spirit Animal (no trailer available—you just have to experience this fever dream for yourself) Dedication: This film goes out to my friend Maddie, who tragically passed away two days ago. You will be missed, friend. I hope you’re somewhere fun watching shark films. WARNING: This film is beyond bizarre, violently absurd, and extremely…
Bobs Burgers
Happy Father’s Day, everyone. Out of all the animated TV dads I could’ve chosen to spotlight today—Peter Griffin, Hank Hill, Homer Simpson, even Rick from Rick and Morty—I’m choosing Bob Belcher. Why? Because Bob is the most real, relatable, emotionally grounded, overworked cartoon dad on television. He doesn’t have super strength, a propane empire, or…
Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events Movie
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) – Movie Review Yeah, it’s time to take a look at another Jim Carrey adaptation, another book adaptation. Also who remembered this trailer playing at the beginning of the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie DVD? So what is this film about? Glad y’all asked. Essentially these 3 kids: Violet…
Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events Netflix
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix Series) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: For this review, I’m gonna do something different. I won’t be giving a beat-by-beat plot summary of each season — mostly because the structure is intentionally repetitive. That’s not always a…
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein
One of the most iconic books to date. 💀 Frankenstein by Mary Shelley – Full Review“I wanted love, but sure, pitchforks and screaming work too.” It’s time to talk about one of the most misunderstood, misrepresented, and emotionally devastating classics in literature — Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Not the movie.Not the green-skinned, bolt-headed groaner from Spirit…
Star Vs The Forces Of Evil
Star vs. the Forces of Evil – Review 🌟 Genre: Animated, Comedy, Fantasy, Action📺 Platform: Disney XD / Disney Plus Let’s start off by showing y’all the opening theme shall we? 🎥✨ Also here’s the end credits theme as well. — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Star vs. the Forces of Evil starts off like a magical…
The Villains Of Valley View
Villains of Valley View – Review🎭💥🦹♀️ Genre: Comedy, Family, SuperpowersPlatform: Disney Channel / Disney Plus Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬👇 — Non-Spoiler Rundown: Villains of Valley View is a modern Disney Channel sitcom centered around a family of supervillains forced into suburban hiding. After the hot-headed teenage daughter Amy stands…
House Of Anubis
🏺House of Anubis – Nickelodeon’s Forgotten YA Fever Dream, that we somehow liked when we were kids Let’s be real—most of you probably forgot this teen drama even existed. This is one of those shows I liked for some reason… but tried rewatching and realized: no. This is just cringe. Also no this isn’t a…
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