😐🪵 “Tall, Pale, and Pointless” — Slender Meh (2018) Review — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🧵 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: A group of high school girls in a small town randomly summon a tall, faceless horror icon named Slender Man by watching a creepy video online. They begin to…
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
☠️ Don’t Think It. Don’t Say It. Don’t Watch It. ☠️ (A review of The Bye Bye Man, aka Slender-Man-Lite™) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A trio of college students move into a suspiciously cheap off-campus house (RED FLAG #1), where they uncover an evil name written…
Truth Or Dare (2017)
🎲 “Truth or Dare? More like a Demon decided to become a frat bro” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A group of college students on spring break in Mexico stumble upon a game of “Truth or Dare” that just so happens to be cursed by a literal…
Smile (2022)
😐 Smile (2022): The Movie That Thinks Smiling Is Scary — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dr. Rose Cotter is a psychiatrist whose patient dies in front of her while flashing the most cursed grin since Grandma’s dentures fell in the soup. That’s the beginning of a…
The Grudge (2020)
🪦 The Grudge (2020): You Get a Curse! You Get a Curse! Everyone Gets a Curse! 🪦 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📌 Disclaimer Before We BeginThis review is for the 2020 American remake/sequel/whatever-the-hell-this-is. Not the original Japanese Ju-On film, because truth be told… I’ve never seen the Japanese…
Sadako VS Kayako (2016)
👻 SADAKO VS. KAYAKO (2016) 🎬 “Freddy vs. Jason Walked So This Could Trip Over Itself” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yes, this was real. Yes, someone said “greenlight it” with a straight face. — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: Yep—we’re doing it. We’re talking about Sadako vs. Kayako……
The Grudge 3 (2009)
😬 THE GRUDGE 3 (2009) 💀 “When Curses Go on Tour: American Nightmare Edition” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: So The Grudge 3 marks a dark turning point—not in tone, but in franchise geography.This is the first (but sadly not the last) time…
The Grudge 2 (2006)
The Grudge 2 (2006) 🛬 Kayako Goes International: Now Haunting in Three Time Zones — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — > Note: Yes, I’m talking about the 2006 American sequel, not the original Japanese Ju-On sequel. Why? Because I never watched it. I picked the Walmart DVD and this…
The Grudge (2004)
The Grudge (2004)🪦 I Wanted a Job, Not a Death Rattle: Tokyo Edition 👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Today we’re talking about the American remake of The Grudge from 2004 — not the original J-horror version (Ju-On). Why not? Because I never watched it. This was…
Rings 2017
🎞️ Rings (2017)📲 From Cursed VHS to Digital Dumbassery Let’s start with the trailer. It won’t help, but hey — tradition: 🎥 Rings Official Trailer (2017) — Yes we’re not reviewing the original sequel, why? Because I said so that’s why. Also after watching this film, I refuse to touch that other sequel. 🔍 Non-Spoiler…
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