Monster: Dahmer (2022)

🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…

Walking Dead No Man’s Land (2015)

🧟 The Walking Dead: No Man’s Land (2015) Review “The apocalypse never ends — it just keeps getting updates.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The original trailers sold No Man’s Land as the definitive Walking Dead mobile experience — a mix of tactical combat, survival, and base-building. Featuring…

Zombie Gunship (2011)

🛩️ Zombie Gunship (2011) Review “Death from above has never been this satisfying.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a fresh twist on the zombie genre: instead of running from the horde, you’re sitting safely in the sky, unleashing destruction with military-grade firepower. Think Call of…

Into The Dead 2 (2017)

🧟 Into the Dead 2 (2017) Review “This time, you’re not just running — you’re running for family.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers for Into the Dead 2 promised something the first game didn’t have: an actual story. Same endless running through swarms of zombies, but…

Into The Dead (2012)

🧟 Into the Dead (2012) Review “Run fast, die faster.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Dark skies. A crashed helicopter. And then… the growls. The trailers for Into the Dead promised a relentless first-person zombie runner where survival is your only goal. No safe zones, no happy endings…

Stubbs The Zombie (2005)

🧟‍♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…

Ben and Ed (2015)

🧟‍♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…

The Maze Runner The Death Cure (2018)

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) The Cure is Worse Than the Disease — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — The Messiah Problem (Before We Even Begin) Let’s be real — one of the biggest issues with The Death Cure is the messiah trope. Thomas isn’t just a main…

The Maze Runner Scorch Trials (2015)

The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) When YA Meets Straight-Up Nightmare Fuel — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Gladers escape the Maze only to discover… things are worse outside. WCKD hasn’t saved them — it’s still manipulating them. Thomas, Newt, Minho, Teresa,…

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Maze Runner (2014) Running in Circles Has Never Been So Deadly — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) wakes up in a mysterious elevator with no memory of who he is. He’s thrown into the Glade, a walled-off settlement surrounded by…