Death on the Nile (2022) “A Gorgeous Cruise With No Destination” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) returns for another round of extravagant sleuthing, this time aboard a glamorous cruise ship sailing the Nile. A newlywed couple’s honeymoon turns into…
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Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…
Peter Rabbit 2 The Runnawyas (2021)
🐇 Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) “Peter Corden 2: The Even Less Funny Sequel” 🐇🎬 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Peter Rabbit returns — this time dealing with “being labeled the bad rabbit” after the first film made him, well, kind of a…
Peter Rabbit (2018)
🐇 Peter Rabbit (2018) “Hopelessly Modernized” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t Beatrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit. Not even close. Instead, it’s a hyperactive, self-aware, modernized take where Peter (voiced by James Corden) and his rabbit crew wage a Looney Tunes-style war against Mr….
Daddys Home (2015)
Daddy’s Home (2015) Stepdad vs. Dad: The custody battle of comedy 🤦♂️👨👩👧 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They sell this as a goofy “stepdad vs. dad” rivalry comedy — and that’s exactly what you get. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a mild-mannered radio…
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
🎃 Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Campy Chaos Done Right Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So, cards on the table — I’ve said before (and I stand by it) that Ernest Saves Christmas was the first and only Ernest movie I’d ever watched. That still counts…
Scary Godmother (2003)
Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular (2003) Review 🎃👻 “A fever dream wrapped in low-poly skeleton bones.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎬 — 🎨 Who Made This Thing?This isn’t your typical Halloween special. Scary Godmother was adapted from Jill Thompson’s children’s books/graphic novels, and then in 2003, Mainframe Entertainment (yep, the ReBoot…
Hotel Transylvania 3 Summer Vacation (2018)
🚢 Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) Review “Cruising toward mediocrity.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a colorful twist: monsters leaving the safety of the hotel for a luxury cruise. A fresh setting, a new romance for Dracula, and vacation chaos were teased — but…
Underworld Blood Wars (2016)
🩸 Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Review “By this point, even the blood feud feels drained.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a darker, more epic war than ever before, with Selene caught between Lycans and Vampires in a desperate bid for survival. Lots of snow, lots…
Underworld Awakening (2012)
🧛 Underworld: Awakening (2012) Review “Selene’s back, but the franchise is running on fumes.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a bold new direction: humans discovering vampires and Lycans, starting a war of extermination. Selene returns after being absent in the prequel, and this time it…
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