The Frankenstein Theory (2013) “When your thesis project goes full Discovery Channel Gone Wrong.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📘 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Theory is a found-footage horror mockumentary that follows Professor Jonathan Venkenheim — yes, that’s his name — who believes Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein was…
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Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 2 (2022)
Stranger Things Season 4 Part 2 Review 🔥🧇 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Stranger Things 4 | Volume 2 Trailer Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season…
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
Krampus (2015)
Krampus (2015) Review 🎄 “When Santa skips your house, his shadow arrives instead…” 👹 — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This film might be rated PG-13, but don’t let that fool you. Krampus is dark. We’re talking child-snatching, twisted holiday monsters, families being dragged screaming into the snow, and an ending that is equal parts haunting and…
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020)
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) Review 🎅 “Santa’s Back… But So Are Those CGI Elves” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleJust like the first film, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is a Netflix original with the same glossy, digital-heavy look. Once again, it leans on CGI…
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) Review 🎅 “Santa with Sideburns and a Netflix Budget” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleThe Christmas Chronicles is a Netflix original Christmas film, part of that streaming wave of “modern holiday classics” they keep trying to push. It leans on heavy…
Elf (2003)
Elf (2003) Review “The one Christmas movie that proves candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup can be an actual food group.” 🎄🍬 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Style Produced by New Line Cinema and directed by Jon Favreau, Elf stands out because it’s a…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)
🎄 Lego Star Wars: The Holiday Special (2020) 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 📽️ Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter — today we’re taking a look at this Lego special. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown ❄️ We follow our sequel-era gang: Finn, Poe Dameron, Chewbacca, and the rest of the crew as…
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…
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