🎬Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)💥 “When Robots, Jockstraps, and Testicle Jokes Collide”Or: How to spend $200 million and still make it feel like a fever dream. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💣 This is the point in the franchise where everything hit the fan—and by “everything” I mean plot,…
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Transformers (2007)
💥Transformers (2007)💥 “Michael Bay’s Explosive Robot Soap Opera”Where plot takes a backseat to pyrotechnics and lens flares. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 Ah yes, the film that kicked off what would become one of Hollywood’s loudest and most chaotic blockbuster franchises. Back when people still thought, “Hey, Michael Bay…
Smile (2022)
😐 Smile (2022): The Movie That Thinks Smiling Is Scary — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dr. Rose Cotter is a psychiatrist whose patient dies in front of her while flashing the most cursed grin since Grandma’s dentures fell in the soup. That’s the beginning of a…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014: Let’s start by showing y”all the trailers shall we. Oh jeepers were going down memory lane with this one…..we’re opening up old wounds with this film….oh good grief….so I’m gonna do something different with these 2 Micheal Bay films instead of giving a full-blown analysis. This time I’m gonna give…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mutant Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, this is the recent entry in the TMNT reboots, I cannot tell u how many times this franchise has been rebooted but TMNT is Nickelodeon’s magnum opus……..so with that out of the way let’s get into the review shall…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh, and I also wanna quickly introduce y’all to what I consider one of the best versions of the TMNT themes I’ve ever heard. Catchy I know right? Now without further due let’s get into the review. Wow that rhymed, it…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out Of The Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out Of The Shadows: here’s the trailers. Well, this should be another fun experience, shouldn’t it? Anyways let’s get into this review, shall we? So what’s the plot rundown? In the sequel to The 1014 TMNT film, the Turtles find themselves wishing they could live among humans and be one of…
Spongebob Squarepants Sponge On The Run
Spongebob Squarepants Sponge On The Run: sigh let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, ur eyes don’t deceive u that’s indeed Keanu Reeves is a Sage named Sage….how original? Also oh boy I can already tell where this is going, jeepers…..but first let’s get the rating out of the way….so overall I…
Patrick Star Show
Patrick Star Show: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Where do I even begin with this show? Also, what is this the umpteenth Spongebob Squarepants spinoff? Y’all should be ashamed over at those companies, Stephen Hillenburg is probably rolling in his grave right now. So what’s the plot rundown? Ha ha, plot,…
Transformers One (2024)
🎬Transformers One: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we?💥 I think before we get started we need to talk about the elephant in the room. The advertisement for this film sucked ass, which is unfortunate. Because that’s what ended up harming this film, whoever promoted the film this way needs to be…
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