Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)

🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) “Childhood Ruined, Now in Public Domain” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the pitch: “What if Winnie-the-Pooh was evil?” That’s literally it. Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, go feral and decide to kill a…

The Monkeys Paw (2013)

🐒 The Monkey’s Paw (2013) Review “Be careful what you wish for…” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned hard on the chilling gimmick: an ancient monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, each with horrifying consequences. A simple hook, but one rooted in classic horror lore. —…

Black Phone (2022)

☎️ The Black Phone (2022) – “When the Phone Rings, Don’t Answer… or Maybe You Should” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I know I put this in a Stephen King adaptation category and it’s not…

The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024) “Some Ghosts Should’ve Stayed Buried” 🪦🖤 — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 The Curse of Development Hell 🕰️⚒️ Before a single frame was shot, this Crow remake was already haunted. Hollywood had been trying to remake or reboot The Crow for over a decade, and every attempt…

The Crow (1994)

The Crow (1994) “It Can’t Rain All the Time” ☔🖤🕊️ — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — A Cursed Classic 💀👻 Before even diving into the movie itself, it’s impossible not to talk about the shadow that hangs over The Crow. This wasn’t just a film adaptation of James O’Barr’s…

Courage The Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)

Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002) “Return the Slab, or Suffer My Perfect Score” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song If you grew up on Courage the Cowardly Dog, you can probably hear the theme in your head right now — the creepy narration of “We interrupt this…

Danny Phantom (2004-2007)

Danny Phantom (2004–2007) 👻 ⚠️ Quick Note: This show is Nickelodeon at its spookiest — ghosts, monsters, sci-fi, and that perfect early-2000s cartoon weirdness. It’s also a show that leaned into darker themes while still being funny and kid-friendly. Plus, it gave us some of the best goth-coded characters in animation — which, let’s be…

The Evil Of Frankenstein (1964)

The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) 🧟 When it comes to Hammer Horror, is this anywhere near Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein… or just Hammer doing their own thing? ⚡ — ⚠️ Quick Warning Like any good Hammer Horror entry, The Evil of Frankenstein is packed with gothic atmosphere, macabre visuals, and a monster that won’t be to…

Malum (2023)

Malum (2023) “More Budget, Less Scares” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Malum is the 2023 remake of Last Shift, both directed by Anthony DiBlasi. The idea sounds promising on paper: revisit the small, effective cult-horror gem and give it a bigger budget, new cast, and expanded lore….