🔥 Carrie (2013) My Favorite Take on the Prom Queen of Horror Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions of…
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Carrie (1976)
🩸 Carrie (1976) The Prom Queen of Horror, But Not My Crown Favorite Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions…
Dreamcatchers (2003)
👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…
The Black Phone 2 (2025)
🎥 The Black Phone 2 “Dialing back into the nightmare… but this time, Gwen answers.” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This sequel is gnarly — not in the fun “surf’s up”…
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
🚚 Maximum Overdrive (1986) Cocaine, Killer Trucks & King’s Cross-Eyed Chaos — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? Before the movie even hit theaters, we got what might be the most unhinged trailer in horror history. Stephen King himself wanders out of the fog, stands in front of a pitch-black wall, points directly…
The Most Terrifying Places In America (2009)
The Most Terrifying Places in America (2009) — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Picture this: thunder cracks over an abandoned Ferris wheel, fog rolls through a forest, the camera zooms on a man whispering, “I saw her… I swear I saw her…” Then the narrator bellows: “Dare you enter……
Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina (2018-2020)
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018–2020) ⚰️ From Laugh-Track to Blood Pact ⚰️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Well theres your first issue, how the hell do u cram 4 seasons into 2 years? — 🧙 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chilling Adventures of…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire TV Show (2011-2012)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Show (2011–2012) “Twilight for kids? Nah, this is Goosebumps with memes.” Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎶 Theme SongInstead of trailers, we got a theme song that’s burned into fans’ brains forever. Cheesy, catchy, and perfectly sets up the vibe: this is going to be…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
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