Coraline (2009)

🧵 Coraline (2009) Review 🧵 “Buttons, Tunnels, and Trauma” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Coraline follows Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning), a curious and stubborn little girl who moves into a new house with her distracted parents. She stumbles upon a small hidden door in the…

Scary Godmother (2003)

Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular (2003) Review 🎃👻 “A fever dream wrapped in low-poly skeleton bones.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎬 — 🎨 Who Made This Thing?This isn’t your typical Halloween special. Scary Godmother was adapted from Jill Thompson’s children’s books/graphic novels, and then in 2003, Mainframe Entertainment (yep, the ReBoot…

IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 1 (2025)

IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 1 (2025) Welcome to Derry, Population: Nope. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? I bet some y’all are thinking who wanted an IT prequel? Well id urge y’all to give thie show a chance before judging it, also did I enjoyed this episode? Lets find…

Underworld Blood Wars (2016)

🩸 Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Review “By this point, even the blood feud feels drained.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a darker, more epic war than ever before, with Selene caught between Lycans and Vampires in a desperate bid for survival. Lots of snow, lots…

Underworld Awakening (2012)

🧛 Underworld: Awakening (2012) Review “Selene’s back, but the franchise is running on fumes.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a bold new direction: humans discovering vampires and Lycans, starting a war of extermination. Selene returns after being absent in the prequel, and this time it…

Underworld Rise of the Lycans (2009)

🐺 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Review “When backstory becomes the whole story.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers pitched this as the long-awaited origin tale: how the vampire–Lycan war began. Prequels can sometimes add depth, but in this case, it’s just a stretched-out flashback that…

Underworld Evolution (2006)

🧛 Underworld: Evolution (2006) Review “More lore, more leather, even less bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised escalation: more action, more blood, and a deeper dive into the vampire/Lycan war. What we got was a darker, noisier sequel that doubled down on lore dumps and…

Underworld (2003)

🧛 Underworld (2003) Review “Leather, bullets, and blue lighting can’t hide a weak bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we see? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a gothic action-horror hybrid: vampires vs. werewolves, centuries of blood feud, and Kate Beckinsale in sleek leather carving her way through supernatural politics. — 📖…

Dracula (1931)

Dracula (1931) 🦇 The cape’s iconic, the scares… not so much — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Dracula (1931) Trailer — Non-Spoiler Thoughts Okay, so let’s rip into this one. Dracula (1931) is one of those…

The Mummy (1932)

🏺 The Mummy (1932) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In 1921, a team of archaeologists led by Sir Joseph Whemple uncovers the tomb of Imhotep, a high priest…